KOG72
I’m full of it
Hi TootsGenius
Hi TootsGenius
What??Well it’s been fun
And
It’s been real
But not real fun
Peace!
HiHi Toots
Hi, bye! My phone is about to dieHi Toots
Big balls
Must be nice to be rich...Next guns on my list are the Ruger 77/357 and 10/22, not necessarily in that order.
Stop talking to me, I’m trying to leave lolWhat??
Later
Don't quit your day job....Hi, bye! My phone is about to die
And
I’m a poet and didn’t even know it!
Younger than @GumbySince 1865? They’ve been making that crap that long?
Okay I'll quit talking to youStop talking to me, I’m trying to leave lol
Must be nice to be rich...
O boyOkay I'll quit talking to you
I was just Japan on this amazing and tiny atoll.So there I was, right?
In the middle of the desert
Butt naked
And this penguins walks up to me
And I’m wondering
Wtf is a penguin doing in the middle of the desert?
Relax....O boy
Kick his assssss!Liar
Lol
Later gator
After awhile crockadileLiar
Lol
Later gator
Hold on. I'm way too sober to read all of this.I was just Japan on this amazing and tiny atoll.
A geisha explained to me that the indigenous used to worship these small yellow stingrays.
"It was good luck," she said, "If I was able to walk up to the male and then walk back over to the female nursing her offspring."
And so I did. Only the m'fer stuck with his barb about three or four times in the ankle. She said, "That's gonna be a problem."
Next thing I knew, I was awake on my couch having a muscle spasm in my foot.
I’m a lover, not a fighterKick his assssss!
SOBKick his assssss!