Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Probably the Greatest American Alive
So there I was, right?
In the middle of the desert
Butt :censored2: naked
And this penguins walks up to me
And I’m wondering
Wtf is a penguin doing in the middle of the desert?
I was just Japan on this amazing and tiny atoll.
A geisha explained to me that the indigenous used to worship these small yellow stingrays.
"It was good luck," she said, "If I was able to walk up to the male and then walk back over to the female nursing her offspring."
And so I did. Only the m'fer stuck with his barb about three or four times in the ankle. She said, "That's gonna be a problem."
Next thing I knew, I was awake on my couch having a muscle spasm in my foot.
 
I was just Japan on this amazing and tiny atoll.
A geisha explained to me that the indigenous used to worship these small yellow stingrays.
"It was good luck," she said, "If I was able to walk up to the male and then walk back over to the female nursing her offspring."
And so I did. Only the m'fer stuck with his barb about three or four times in the ankle. She said, "That's gonna be a problem."
Next thing I knew, I was awake on my couch having a muscle spasm in my foot.
Hold on. I'm way too sober to read all of this.
 

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Victory Ride
Relax....
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