Perfectly Normal Behavior

[Box Ox]

BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of an evil spirit,” said the former Fox News host, who added that while he did not previously consider himself a religious person, everything changed when he woke up to a rush of hot liquid covering his groin. “Lying there, I felt this terrible pressure in my bladder, almost as if a demon was sitting on it. Then it unleashed a torrent of urine that drenched my pajamas and my mattress, which still bear the scars.” At press time, Carlson claimed that embracing God had successfully helped ward off every evil spirit except for the one that occasionally visits him and covers the inside of his underwear in semen.

The Onion

Wow. Some folks really are last minute losing it.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of an evil spirit,” said the former Fox News host, who added that while he did not previously consider himself a religious person, everything changed when he woke up to a rush of hot liquid covering his groin. “Lying there, I felt this terrible pressure in my bladder, almost as if a demon was sitting on it. Then it unleashed a torrent of urine that drenched my pajamas and my mattress, which still bear the scars.” At press time, Carlson claimed that embracing God had successfully helped ward off every evil spirit except for the one that occasionally visits him and covers the inside of his underwear in semen.

The Onion

I have no clue how or why you felt this was a valuable addition to Browncafe, but why don’t you just read the posts till after Election Day, mkay?

Take a break.

 

[Thebrownblob]

I have no clue how or why you felt this was a valuable addition to Browncafe, but why don’t you just read the posts till after Election Day, mkay?

Take a break.

SMH just wow!

 

[oldngray]

SMH just wow!

The Onion. That site isn't even funny any more.

 

[Thebrownblob]

"I Was Wrong": CNN Panelist Retracts Trump-Cheney "Firing Squad" Propaganda | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Another hoax goes by the wayside. I can’t even believe they tried this one. Even Kamala Harris got in on it.

 

[Thebrownblob]

The Onion. That site isn't even funny any more.

Well, that certainly wasn’t.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Well, that certainly wasn’t.

It was just vulgar.

 

[Box Ox]

"I Was Wrong": CNN Panelist Retracts Trump-Cheney "Firing Squad" Propaganda | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Another hoax goes by the wayside. I can’t even believe they tried this one. Even Kamala Harris got in on it.

All one had to do was focus on the words in Trump's sentence really hard and read them one by one. Which a leftist might not actually be able to do in a panicked state. So good for Jonah I guess.

 

[oldngray]

All one had to do was focus on the words in Trump's sentence really hard and read them one by one. Which a leftist might not actually be able to do in a panicked state. So good for Jonah I guess.

TDS affects brain function

 

[Box Ox]

The Onion. That site isn't even funny any more.

Well, that certainly wasn’t.

TDS affects brain function

Yep. They're just panicking. Seeing it on the late night shows too.

 

[Thebrownblob]

All one had to do was focus on the words in Trump's sentence really hard and read them one by one. Which a leftist might not actually be able to do in a panicked state. So good for Jonah I guess.

Maybe Kamala will admit she was wrong as well?

 

[Brownwind]

TDS affects brain function

What’s TDS?

 

[oldngray]

What’s TDS?

 

[Next Day Err]

What does "Let's put Liz Cheney with a rifle standing there" mean to you?

It’s a threat. This is mafia talk.

 

[Thebrownblob]

It’s a threat. This is mafia talk.

No, it’s not and you know that, don’t make yourself look silly by getting involved in this nonsense. But that’s what happens when your party lays down with dogs like Cheney war criminal family. Imagine being happy that they’re on your side. It’s really remarkable and unbelievable and tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the new left.

 

[Next Day Err]

No, it’s not and you know that, don’t make yourself look silly by getting involved in this nonsense. But that’s what happens when your party lays down with dogs like Cheney war criminal family. Imagine being happy that they’re on your side. It’s really remarkable and unbelievable and tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the new left.

Something I disagree with Cheney on: abortion.

Something I agree with Cheney on: Trump tried to overthrow the 2020 election and broke his oath to the Constitution.