Random Facts

[bigbrownhen]

Caution BB!! "When it doubt, throw it out." From Hints from Helen or maybe it was Dear Abby,either way, I wouldn't advise eating that cottage cheese.
37% of all food poisionings will land you in the hospital.....

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Caution BB!! "When it doubt, throw it out." From Hints from Helen or maybe it was Dear Abby,either way, I wouldn't advise eating that cottage cheese.
37% of all food poisionings will land you in the hospital.....

While another 37% will leave you with a nasty toilet seat ring mark,
around your butt.

 

[over9five]

While another 37% will leave you with a nasty toilet seat ring mark,
around your butt.

And the third 37% will be prayin' to the porcelin God!!!!

 

[Big Babooba]

Big Babooba is alive and doing fine!!!

 

[over9five]

I can fit through the sunroof of my car.

Big Babooba is alive and doing fine!!!

Big, were you in an accident????

Details, please!!!

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Big, were you in an accident????

Details, please!!!

No, he just tested his sunroof theory.
The good part of the story is,
he got to meet lots of great Firefighters today.

 

[dilligaf]

No, he just tested his sunroof theory.
The good part of the story is,
he got to meet lots of great Firefighters today.

Hmmmmm, we need proof!

 

[Big Babooba]

Cottage cheese still tastes good 5 days after its "best by" date. I'll let you know tomorrow if it was!

It's been in my fridge for about a month.

Big Babooba is alive and doing fine!!!

Still Alive and Kicking!

 

[DS]

Larry King's real name is Lawrence Zeiger

 

[over9five]

Over9fives real name is


Oh, man DS, you almost got me!!!!

 

[Dizzee]

Over9fives real name is


Oh, man DS, you almost got me!!!!

Is it

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555555555​

??​

 

[over9five]

What would this be?



555555555
‾‾ɹǝʌo‾‾

 

[dilligaf]

seasickness!

 

[Dizzee]

What would this be?



555555555
‾‾ɹǝʌo‾‾

That would be you, running "under", Over.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

An egg can balance itself if placed on the equator.

 

[Big Babooba]

An egg can balance itself if placed on the equator.

Eggs balancing themselves unassisted?

If water flows clockwise down the bathtub drain north of the equator and counterclockwise south of the equator, which way does it flow on the equator?
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[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Eggs balancing themselves unassisted?​

If water flows clockwise down the bathtub drain north of the equator and counterclockwise south of the equator, which way does it flow on the equator?​

All over the floor.

 

[over9five]

If water flows clockwise down the bathtub drain north of the equator and counterclockwise south of the equator, which way does it flow on the equator?​

We'll assign this to someone going on the cruise. Maybe they could get the captain to make a quck detour!

 

[stevetheupsguy]

We'll assign this to someone going on the cruise. Maybe they could get the captain to make a quck detour!

You're not going?

 

[over9five]

You're not going?

I hate you guys.......