Random thoughts

[moreluck]

An Old Cowboy's Advice

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.
* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

 

[upschuck]

I guess my mouse isn't working, because I can't click on "Members Online Now" tab.

 

[moreluck]

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.

Old enough to know better....young enough to say WTF.

I have OCD and ADD. So everything has to be perfect...but not for very long.

I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear unarmed.

 

[moreluck]

More cowboy thoughts.....

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Don't corner something that would normally run from you.
* It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

 

[moreluck]

You people must be exhausted from watching me do everything.

Do you want to speak to the doctor in charge of the nurse who knows what's going on ?

Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.

 

[moreluck]

Riddle me this......

Question: What word begins with an E, ends with an E, but only has one letter ?

answer (envelope)

 

[moreluck]

I'm not arguing....I'm just explaining why I am right.

People said, "Follow your dreams", so I went back to bed.

Some days the supply of cuss words is insufficient to meet my demands.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself....................and spiders!

 

[oldngray]

 

[moreluck]

Cowboy Thoughts

The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.
* Don't fix it if it ain't broke.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

 

[moreluck]

We all make mistakes. Some are just more public than others....like these real newspaper typos:

"Here the bridal couple stood, facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows."

"It took many rabbits many years to write the Talmud."

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

We all make mistakes. Some are just more public than others....like these real newspaper typos:

"Here the bridal couple stood, facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows."

"It took many rabbits many years to write the Talmud."

"Dewey Defeats Truman"

 

[oldngray]

 

[moreluck]

Kindness is not an act. It is a lifestyle.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

 

[moreluck]

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 

[moreluck]

The Most Beautiful Sounds in the World:

- Bacon frying (Kerry Albright)
- a cat sneeze (Jayme Duva)
- my mother's voice (Suzanne Moore)
- the dismissal bell on the last day of school (Brandi Kotsalis)
- an American flag on a windy day (Angi Magnanti)
- children giggling (Catherine Bloom)
- rain in a drought stricken place (Edwinna Skipper)
- frogs croaking in the marsh (Krista Klaas-Singh)
- the silence in a hot air balloon (Jim King)
- Vin Scully saying "It's time for Dodger baseball." (Claudine Montes)

 

[moreluck]

EXPLANATION WORKS FOR ME

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information storedin their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive becomes full, so humans also take longer to access information.

Researchers say this slowing down is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr.. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more, but may not be able to access the information..Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!

 

[moreluck]

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

There are times when you should keep your thoughts to yourself. This is one of those times.

 

[moreluck]

STFU

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

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