Really bad pickup lines.........

[chevyman05]

Is it hot in here or is it just you

 

[serenity now]

hey baby, my wife doesn't understand me

 

[brownmonster]

You have "slump buster" written all over you.

 

[Justaname]

I did a ride along with my buddy who is a police officer. We pulled over a cute girl who was speeding. She said "I thought you guys don't give pretty girls tickets?" My buddy replied " we don't." And handed her a speeding ticket. Priceless.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Brutal!!! That's cold.

 

[gingerkat]

All pick up lines work on me

 

[BSWALKS]

It's been a real long time, but what worked for me was (her)"I like smart guys". (Me) "cool. I like hot blondes".
Fast forward 25 years, I still like hot blondes. (Her)"can u stfu & be serious for once?!"
ahhh, sweet love.

 

[Operational needs]

Great legs. What time do they open?

And an oldie, but not so goodie:
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

 

[Catatonic]

Have I scanned your Pickup Summary Barcode today?

 

[cachsux]

Hey kids, want a pencil?

 

[ups hero]

Hey kids, want a pencil?

Whoa, what???