Retired 8 weeks ago buyout?

[BrownFlush]

I guess it is like a honeymoon. You can't try before you buy.

A little awkward at first. As time passes, you get better at it and it gets sweeter.

 

[UnionStrong]

You.got the wrong person here.
I can count how many dead days I took off during my career

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

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My name isn't @Oh Shoot

 

[MyTripisCut]

You.got the wrong person here.
I can count how many dead days I took off during my career

I can count how many times @Future got laid since 1985!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I can count how many times @Future got laid since 1985!

3?

 

[over9five]

I can count how many times @Future got laid since 1985!

On one hand with several missing fingers?

 

[oldngray]

On one hand with several missing fingers?

Firework accidents

 

[nWo]

The plan is working. If UPS says a buyout is coming soon they can keep everyone working forever.

 

[Johney]

The plan is working. If UPS says a buyout is coming soon they can keep everyone working forever.

There's no buyout coming you all got vambuzzled.

 

[UnionStrong]

There's no buyout coming you all got vambuzzled.

Drinking again, Mr vambuzzled?

 

[Johney]

Drinking again, Mr vambuzzled?

MYOFB

 

[UnionStrong]

MYOFB

 

[542thruNthru]

There's no buyout coming you all got vambuzzled.

Is that some kind of Florida slang?

 

[Johney]

Is that some kind of Florida slang?

Scammed. Is that better?

 

[Johney]

Is that some kind of Florida slang?

Bamboozled.

 

[Pullman Brown]

15 years till retirement!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

15 years till retirement!

Take the buyout...

 

[Pullman Brown]

Take the buyout...

 

[Pullman Brown]

Take the buyout...

Once some of these vintage windbags retire I might be able to get the week of thanksgiving off!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Once some of these vintage windbags retire I might be able to get the week of thanksgiving off!

Who wants that week off?