Retirees in the Buff
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olroadbeech
Happy Verified UPSer
Thanks moreluck . i have been reading all these posts for the last half hour. all winners. made my day.
moreluck
golden ticket member
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she
didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find
a place to turnaround, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man.
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer
yelled to her,
While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.
This coming week is National Senior Mental Health Week.
You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior to show you care.
I have now done MY part.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
These are part of my final wishes:
Living Urn System Only (use with your own tree, plant or flowers)
The plan is to cremate my remains, divide the ashes in to two piles and plant the urn in the back yard at each of my kids' houses.
moreluck
golden ticket member
...and then your kids move and you are buried in some strangers back yard!!
