Retirees in the Buff
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moreluck
golden ticket member
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.'
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.'
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
Tupperware was phased out long before 35 mm film.
moreluck
golden ticket member
35mm film is still available.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Maybe they don't carry those darned things in upstate N.Y.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Ain't that the truth!
Catatonic
Nine Lives
You can't help yourself! SMH
rod
Retired 23 years
rod
Retired 23 years
rod
Retired 23 years
I always thought it was funny that they could show some sweet young thing being hacked up but heaven forbid they show a boob.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Signs you are getting old:
1. You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.
2. You can live with out sex but not without glasses.
3. You are proud of your lawn mower.
4. Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.
5. You can sing along with elevator music.
6. Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, 'Did I wake you up?'
1. You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.
2. You can live with out sex but not without glasses.
3. You are proud of your lawn mower.
4. Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.
5. You can sing along with elevator music.
6. Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, 'Did I wake you up?'
