Retirees in the Buff

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I had a gyroscope toy as a young child (maybe 7)

 

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You know you're old when you see six names on the leader board at Augusta and you don't recognize any of them.

 

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His mug last year was "Nobody Knows I'm Gay."

 

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Stan Laurel, Buster Keaton, Oliver Hardy and Jimmy Durante…

 

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Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS.

 

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Last October, the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, and other rock stars appeared at the music festival Desert Trip, where the average age of the rockers was 72. In honor of "Oldchella", here are the new songs by aging musicians:

The Rolling Stones: Gimme Sweater
Carly Simon: You're So Veiny
Led Zeppelin: Stairlift to Heaven
U2: I Still Haven't Remembered What I'm Looking For
Willie Nelson: On the John Again
The Who: Bingo Wizard
Rod Stewart: Do You Think I'm Sixty?

 

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2000's kids will never understand.



Heck, that looks like me a month ago!!