Silly question

[BurntSienna]

What does ANV mean on my paycheck? It says I have 8.00 hrs next to it. Haven't seen that before

 

[By The Book]

What does ANV mean on my paycheck? It says I have 8.00 hrs next to it. Haven't seen that before

I'm thinking anniversary.

 

[nystripe96]

It's your floating holiday. No clue what ANV means tho

 

[BurntSienna]

I got a separate direct deposit for 8 hrs. And it was heavily taxed.

 

[Cementups]

What does ANV mean on my paycheck? It says I have 8.00 hrs next to it. Haven't seen that before

It means it's just enough to go to the ACME store and buy an anvil

 

[Indecisi0n]

That should be your straight annual paid floating holiday.

 

[Re-Raise]

That should be your straight annual paid floating holiday.

For being straight??

 

[upschuck]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[Turdferguson]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Swine flu

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Hoof in mouth.

 

[upschuck]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have their business hours posted on the front door?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why is it that, no matter what you order, your Chinese take out will be ready in ten minute(s)?

 

[Shifting Contents]

Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have their business hours posted on the front door?

And why do they have locks on the door?

 

[upschuck]

Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have their business hours posted on the front door?

So you know when they're open, silly.

 

[Knothead]

Whay are they called apartments when actually they're all squished together?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why are they called freeways when you have to pay to use them?

 

[Shifting Contents]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[upschuck]

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[Harry Manback]

Why is it that, no matter what you order, your Chinese take out will be ready in ten minute(s)?

Because, they cook everything at about 8000 degrees. Which explains why, you have to wait a half hour after you pick it up to even try to consume it.