Sort monkey throws packages too hard

[clean hairy]

They probably come cheap for UPS.

The job is so easy even a Trunk Monkey can do it?

 

[eats packages]

Um what?
How is a preloader able to throw a box at your first stop?
He should be still at the hub whenever you leave in the morning.

Yea right I will be speeding by giving the whole building the middle finger by the time they let you start at 9:16AM

 

[FedUPSer9816]

Trunk Monkey putting in that work! Funny AF.

 

[olroadbeech]

The job is so easy even a Trunk Monkey can do it?

These commercials are almost as good as the sasquatch ones for Jack Links jerky. Between sasquatch's and trunk monkeys UPS wouldnt need the morons they get for the hub.

 

[Yeet]

Yea right I will be speeding by giving the whole building the middle finger by the time they let you start at 9:16AM

Yup. I’ve started planning my loads coming back to the hub to avoid shift changes. You hub rats drive like your c*cks are on fire.