Taking Care Of Business.....Off the Clock?

[AlliSeeisBrown]

My ORS called me today and asked what I was doing.
I bluntly told him I was taking a dump.
He said "You know you're supposed to be off the clock for bathroom breaks, right?"
I quickly and assertively replied "There's not enough lunch spots on the timecard in the DIAD to have 8 breaks".
He laughed and asked if I had taken 8 separate dump breaks.
No but what if I had to?

Show of hands, who ACTUALLY takes care of business off the clock?

 

[scooby0048]

My ORS called me today and asked what I was doing.
I bluntly told him I was taking a dump.
He said "You know you're supposed to be off the clock for bathroom breaks, right?"
I quickly and assertively replied "There's not enough lunch spots on the timecard in the DIAD to have 8 breaks".
He laughed and asked if I had taken 8 separate dump breaks.
No but what if I had to?

Show of hands, who ACTUALLY takes care of business off the clock?

Great subject! For the first time in a long time, someone finally created a thread that has not been discussed before. You drop a deuce on the clock just like you piss on the clock.

 

[cosmo1]

My ORS called me today and asked what I was doing.
I bluntly told him I was taking a dump.
He said "You know you're supposed to be off the clock for bathroom breaks, right?"
I quickly and assertively replied "There's not enough lunch spots on the timecard in the DIAD to have 8 breaks".
He laughed and asked if I had taken 8 separate dump breaks.
No but what if I had to?

Show of hands, who ACTUALLY takes care of business off the clock?

Why did your ORS have your cell number, and why did you answer?




Dummy.

 

[barnyard]

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on if I am on break or not when I have to go.

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

Great subject! For the first time in a long time, someone finally created a thread that has not been discussed before. You drop a deuce on the clock just like you piss on the clock.

That almost sounds sarcastic!

Why did your ORS have your cell number, and why did you answer?




Dummy.

Didn't know that was frowned upon.


Smarty.

 

[scooby0048]

That almost sounds sarcastic!



Didn't know that was frowned upon.


Smarty.

I am never sarcastic.





























...almost.

 

[cosmo1]

That almost sounds sarcastic!



Didn't know that was frowned upon.


Smarty.

Do. Not. Answer. Your. Phone. While. On. The. Can.



First rule of life.

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

Do. Not. Answer. Your. Phone. While. On. The. Can.



First rule of life.

I find it to be a comfortable place to have a conversation with my supervisor.

 

[scooby0048]

I find it to be a comfortable place to have a conversation with my supervisor.

Are you sharing a glory hole? Speaking into the skin flute?

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

Are you sharing a glory hole? Speaking into the skin flute?

Until I make my 30 days, that is correct sir.

 

[scooby0048]

Until I make my 30 days, that is correct sir.

Way to take one for the team pal! I wish you luck then!

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

This thread is not dumb. It's an honest inquiry into who doo doos by the rules or not. Doesn't matter how many times its been posted.

 

[burrheadd]

This thread is not dumb. It's an honest inquiry into who doo doos by the rules or not. Doesn't matter how many times its been posted.

What exactly are the rules?

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

Not sure. Apparently there are some.

 

[toonertoo]

Using the rest room is not a lunch or a break, it is a human function.

 

[over9five]

You're a fool if you schedule a bowel movement for your break.

 

[dezguy]

Did you ask your supervisor whether he/she or the office staff punch out to drop a deuce?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Dear Lord.
Please let peak be over soon and give BC back to the regulars


Thank you

 

[Rack em]

Dear Lord.
Please let peak be over soon and give BC back to the regulars


Thank you

Where do I get ups socks?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I prop one leg on the 6000 shelf then one on the 8000 shelf in a split and doo doo in the tote on the floor.