Taking massive stinkies in the truck?

[baklava]

yeap, pee bottles are the norm at HD... we gots no time to look for a rest room when 98% of our stops are all resi- there was a hilarious thread about what types of pee bottles drivers use on here somewhere ~ LoL

but, dude, get the big picture and don't eat taco bell during the week; save that for saturday night/sunday when you're home to "blast off" from all that spicy stuff you've eaten the mornin' before

or have your mornin' coffee and when you're wrapped up for the sort, got your paperwork n supplies, & ready to leave the hub, go take your first "driver release" at the hub's restroom... ahh, no mo' stressing from puckering up between your stops trying to find a restroom!

PS: hope you got some baby wipes as part of your personal supply stash in your van. & hand sanitizer too

My lunch breaks revolves around finding a nice, quiet, peaceful place to take a dump. Matter of fact, I'm on my lunch break right now and that's exactly what I'm doing.

 

[EvanStone]

when you gotta go you gotta go

 

[mjjlohn]

Take day off come back the next day and find

100+ places to use the restroom

 

[Operational needs]

Take day off come back the next day and find View attachment 51912


100+ places to use the restroom

I would raise holy hell about that!

I have very limited options for bathrooms on my rural route but no one would ever have to worry about finding something like that in my truck.

 

[STFXG]

No need to feel left out

 

[Goldilocks]

Take day off come back the next day and find View attachment 51912


100+ places to use the restroom

Looks like someone needs to see a doctor. Looks like blood in this urine. Maybe a UTI

 

[Goldilocks]

Sometimes duty calls and you have to deliver a giant stink log. I usually throw a trash bag (the ones they give us for wet weather) on top of my letter bin and push it out into the bag. Then just tie it and up and throw it out the window between stops. What do you guys do?

That is so trashy.

 

[sailfish]

Why would you waste it by throwing it out the window when you could save it and throw it to distract the big mean dogs at the next stop?

 

[Cactus]

Sometimes duty calls and you have to deliver a giant stink log. I usually throw a trash bag (the ones they give us for wet weather) on top of my letter bin and push it out into the bag. Then just tie it and up and throw it out the window between stops. What do you guys do?

Next time take a dump in your hat. Then wear it all afternoon.

 

[Wally]

If you folks are doing that in the truck, you certainly do need a union.

 

[Route 66]

If you folks are doing that in the truck, you certainly do need a union.

just out of curiosity - how would a union affect the "massive stinkies in the truck" syndrome?

 

[Wally]

just out of curiosity - how would a union affect the "massive stinkies in the truck" syndrome?

You wouldn't have to do it.

 

[MrFedEx]

Sometimes duty calls and you have to deliver a giant stink log. I usually throw a trash bag (the ones they give us for wet weather) on top of my letter bin and push it out into the bag. Then just tie it and up and throw it out the window between stops. What do you guys do?

Does HD stand for "Huge Dump"? I would expect this type of behavior from a Ground driver, so your post really isn't surprising. Disgusting...just like most Ground employees.

 

[WestcoastHD]

Does HD stand for "Huge Dump"? I would expect this type of behavior from a Ground driver, so your post really isn't surprising. Disgusting...just like most Ground employees.

MFE, I would like this post, however my liking privileges have been revoked. Now that the cat is out of the bag, I left FXHD months ago; for a career VS a fluctuating per stop pay rate w/o benefits. I just stuck around to be a troll and for some entertainment while having some beers. This post has gotten nearly all my posting "privileges" revoked. But that's okay. Keep fighting the good fight, brother. If all FedEx employees were as vocal as you, the company would be in a much better state. I'm signing off from Browncafe for good, I've had all the fun I could. Best of luck to you and I hope you're able to finish up your career and enjoy retirement.

 

[MrFedEx]

My lunch breaks revolves around finding a nice, quiet, peaceful place to take a dump. Matter of fact, I'm on my lunch break right now and that's exactly what I'm doing.

Please use the proper terminology!! "Taking a dump", should be "dropping a Fred", or "taking a Thornton". If I had a big breakfast, I might take a whopper where the peak breaks water. That's a "Bronczek".

 

[MrFedEx]

MFE, I would like this post, however my liking privileges have been revoked. Now that the cat is out of the bag, I left FXHD months ago; for a career VS a fluctuating per stop pay rate w/I benefits. I just stuck around to be a troll and for some entertainment while having some beers. This post has gotten nearly all my posting "privileges" revoked. But that's okay. Keep fighting the good fight, brother. If all FedEx employees were as vocal as you, the company would be in a much better state. I'm signing off from Browncafe for good, I've had all the fun I could. Best of luck to you and I hope you're able to finish up your career and enjoy retirement.

Understood. But your input would have been more valuable than being a troll looking for trouble. You could have also been vocal about Ground/HD and the screwing you got.

Good luck.

 

[SmithBarney]

There is a reason they are called Driver Release Bags...
And to answer your question, YES, then triple, quadruple maybe even bagged 5 times...
I've also had a route so rural that I've leaned against the bumper..
For those with IBS, sometimes we have no choice as the pucker up just doesn't work well.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If you folks are doing that in the truck, you certainly do need a union.

I don't recall anything about taking massive stinkies in the back of the truck in our contract.

 

[Future]

holy crap.... A whole thread dedicated to @turdferguson ....

 

[Future]

What is the mod queue?

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