The Derek Chauvin Trial

[sailfish]

You straight boys always sound like such snakes and pusillanimous when you talk about flirting or trying to get laid.
I just dismiss all their non sense and let them know I’m talking to them because I want to *.
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Once they know the offer is there they usually turn me down to try and act like oh I’m not that kind of person, but eventually you arrive here.
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Just let them know what it is and that the offer stands and it ain’t no big deal. Don’t take the rejection personally and ignore them if they ain’t talking about coming through to give you what you want.

WHOOPS. I dropped my MONSTER condom that I use for my MAGNUM dong.

 

[MAKAVELI]

You straight boys always sound like such snakes and pusillanimous when you talk about flirting or trying to get laid.
I just dismiss all their non sense and let them know I’m talking to them because I want to *.
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Once they know the offer is there they usually turn me down to try and act like oh I’m not that kind of person, but eventually you arrive here.
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Just let them know what it is and that the offer stands and it ain’t no big deal. Don’t take the rejection personally and ignore them if they ain’t talking about coming through to give you what you want.

That would actually be funny if it was a used condom.

 

[Netsua 3:16]

You straight boys always sound like such snakes and pusillanimous when you talk about flirting or trying to get laid.

I guarantee, you would be both surprised and disgusted with how chivalrous and genuinely sweet I am

 

[Poop Head]

Nah. I quit all that years ago. I don't want to date or even get involved in any way anymore.

Dont date. Just . Youre gonna be old someday, see some fine piece of ass and be like "damn, i wish i ed more bitches when i was young."

 

[sailfish]

Dont date. Just *. Youre gonna be old someday, see some fine piece of ass and be like "damn, i wish i *ed more bitches when i was young."

Don't even do that anymore.

 

[El Correcto]

WHOOPS. I dropped my MONSTER condom that I use for my MAGNUM dong.

Oh please we don’t use condoms, they are just there if the prissy bitch absolutely insists upon it.

 

[Poop Head]

You straight boys always sound like such snakes and pusillanimous when you talk about flirting or trying to get laid.
I just dismiss all their non sense and let them know I’m talking to them because I want to *.
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Once they know the offer is there they usually turn me down to try and act like oh I’m not that kind of person, but eventually you arrive here.
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Just let them know what it is and that the offer stands and it ain’t no big deal. Don’t take the rejection personally and ignore them if they ain’t talking about coming through to give you what you want.

Absolute truth.

 

[Netsua 3:16]

Oh please we don’t use condoms, they are just there if the prissy bitch absolutely insists upon it.

How I managed to make it this far with only mouth herpes, I’ll never understand

 

[El Correcto]

How I managed to make it this far with only mouth herpes, I’ll never understand

I don’t even have that or that HPB stuff or whatever.
I’m pretty picky about who I actually want to sleep with.

 

[El Correcto]

I guarantee, you would be both surprised and disgusted with how chivalrous and genuinely sweet I am

I’m very respectful of people. I don’t try to hide my motives.

 

[Netsua 3:16]

I don’t even have that or that HPB stuff or whatever.
I’m pretty picky about who I actually want to sleep with.

I had a full blown mouth breakout IN VEGAS imposed by eating a bad box of fish. Man, that was FUN

 

[El Correcto]

I don’t waste people’s time if they are looking for something serious or a friend. If they would like to take a detour on that route I’m down though.

 

[Poop Head]

eventually you arrive here.

Lmfao! ing lllloooovvvee thiss!!

 

[Poop Head]

I don’t even have that or that HPB stuff or whatever.
I’m pretty picky about who I actually want to sleep with.

I got hpv. But im pretty sure everyone whos anyone had hpv.

 

[El Correcto]

I got hpv. But im pretty sure everyone whos anyone had hpv.

Lots of people have it. I’m surprised I don’t.

 

[Poop Head]

Lots of people have it. I’m surprised I don’t.

Yeah, you fags are usually riddled with diseases

 

[sailfish]

Don't have to worry about what the doll might have. It's great.

 

[Poop Head]

I had a full blown mouth breakout IN VEGAS imposed by eating a bad box of fish. Man, that was FUN

Dump your woman. Shes holding you back

 

[Poop Head]

Don't have to worry about what the doll might have. It's great.

Dump your doll. Shes holding you back

 

[El Correcto]

Don't have to worry about what the doll might have. It's great.

I looked up getting one of those pocket pusillanimous things. Like step my masterbation game up.
Seems like too much work, having to clean them air dry them with a fan etc.

Like I’m good on all that. I’ll be late to work every single day.