sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Unless I do it at a gay bar.That works too. If you want a skank.
Unless I do it at a gay bar.That works too. If you want a skank.
Hey, whatever floats your boatUnless I do it at a gay bar.
Are we in 6th grade?? I dont even wanna acknowledge that a grown ass man is telling us middle school advice about talking to gurls.It’s true man! Just be yourself. Talk. Be nice. Talk about good things in your life without being cocky. I try to tell my brother this all the time. Poor guy never gets poon
Lmfao!You gotta do that much? Damn. I just sit there looking like a bronze god and not pay attention to them.
Ok ok ok. Poop Head, you’re married right? How’d you meet your wife? Found her walking on the sidewalk, threw her in the trunk and took her home?Are we in 6th grade?? I dont even wanna acknowledge that a grown ass man is telling us middle school advice about talking to gurls.
Can we go back to being racist/anti racist?
Ill start.
Overall, black people suck
Saw her one day, found out what she drove, waited in her car one night.. the rest is history.Ok ok ok. Poop Head, you’re married right? How’d you meet your wife? Found her walking on the sidewalk, threw her in the trunk and took her home?
Roofalin?
Please don’t tell me
“I met her on route”
waited in her car one night..
Any rope or zipties involved?Saw her one day, found out what she drove, waited in her car one night.. the rest is history.
For real tho, met her partyin when i was 20, we were friends for a year or so, decided for whatever reason to be exclusive. Biggest mistake was when i promised her we'd always be together, trying to console her after some stupid fight or something.Ok ok ok. Poop Head, you’re married right? How’d you meet your wife? Found her walking on the sidewalk, threw her in the trunk and took her home?
Roofalin?
Please don’t tell me
“I met her on route”
Soon after that you were crowned Diaper King.For real tho, met her partyin when i was 20, we were * friends for a year or so, decided for whatever reason to be exclusive. Biggest mistake was when i promised her we'd always be together, trying to console her after some stupid fight or something.
Nope, they both had mental issues. You cuckservatives don't even like to mention McVeigh.
I have a nurse girlfriend. Works out well for both of us being so understanding about each other’s schedules. Early 30’s never married no kids. I’m too financially obsessed. Scared of getting trapped. I like having everything that I want. Boat, jeep, no commitments other than dropping off cardboard til 10 pm, gambling incessant amounts of money on sports because I canFor real tho, met her partyin when i was 20, we were * friends for a year or so, decided for whatever reason to be exclusive. Biggest mistake was when i promised her we'd always be together, trying to console her after some stupid fight or something.
Dude. Im telling you right now. Go get as much young, tight, pristine poosay as you can. Before you get too old and it becomes wierd.I have a nurse girlfriend. Works out well for both of us being so understanding about each other’s schedules. Early 30’s never married no kids. I’m too financially obsessed. Scared of getting trapped. I like having everything that I want. Boat, jeep, no commitments other than dropping off cardboard til 10 pm, gambling incessant amounts of money on sports because I can
Mines a nurse too. ing hate nurses nowI have a nurse girlfriend. Works out well for both of us being so understanding about each other’s schedules. Early 30’s never married no kids. I’m too financially obsessed. Scared of getting trapped. I like having everything that I want. Boat, jeep, no commitments other than dropping off cardboard til 10 pm, gambling incessant amounts of money on sports because I can
They make her get the vax?Mines a nurse too. *ing hate nurses now
She hasnt been working since before all that bs happened, was pregnant and i talked her into just staying home. Idk if the hospital she worked at "requires" it, i would doubt it. Shes anti vax anyway.They make her get the vax?
LmaoLook at you two. At each other's throats over racism an hour ago and now you're tugging each other off and sharing sweet nothings.
I can make eye contact with a woman and speak with confidence. Thats literally all it takes
Not being poor doesn’t hurt either
Neither does being 6’2 and not ugly
Nah. I quit all that years ago. I don't want to date or even get involved in any way anymore.Lmao
Seriously, you too. Go * these young horny bitches. Do it for me.