The Lauren Boebert Saying Crazy Things Thread

[DriveInDriveOut]

One of the first laws Trump will pass when he wins will be legalizing vaping in all locations.

Boebert's 'Beetlejuice' boot came after she refused to quit vaping near pregnant woman: report

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) often espouses Christian nationalist views — and she hasn't hesitated to attack Democrats as anti-family, anti-religion and anti-motherhood.But according to reporting in the Denver Post, Boebert was kicked out of a Beetlejuice performance at Denver's Buell...

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Fake news.
Try harder.

 

[Thebrownblob]

Fake news.
Try harder.

It wasn’t enough that it was embarrassing for her to be kicked out. We don’t know the details but it’s pretty clear to me that they are so amped up to make her look bad that they just make things up now. Really now the lady was pregnant and she was vaping next to her lol OK sure. Strangely enough I’ve never even heard that secondhand vape is harmful in anyway. Lol.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Really now the lady was pregnant and she was vaping next to her lol OK sure.

You're saying you don't believe their anonymous source? How dare you sir. Believe all women always*. #metoo








*Except Tara Reade.

 

[newolddude]

Fake news.
Try harder.

I assume you’re also going to defend her right to record the show on her phone.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

I assume you’re also going to defend her right to record the show on her phone.

Fake news.
Try harder.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

This just in, speaking under the condition of anonymity, a fellow show attendee says boebert was also drowning baby kittens in the bathroom while on the phone with the Saudis negotiating the sale of the nuclear codes from the classified documents that Trump has.

 

[oldngray]

This just in, speaking under the condition of anonymity, a fellow show attendee says boebert was also drowning baby kittens in the bathroom while on the phone with the Saudis negotiating the sale of the nuclear codes from the classified documents that Trump has.

The most anyone could say was she was being too loud when she was enjoying the show. Shame on her!

 

[Thebrownblob]

I assume you’re also going to defend her right to record the show on her phone.

Who cares? They asked her to leave, she did I don’t think anyone would be happy in the moment.

 

[newolddude]

Honk honk.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1702784228117602353

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

 

[Thebrownblob]

Honk honk.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1702784228117602353

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

I mean look at those things! Can you blame him?

 

[728ups]

Seems like she was tossed out for a bit more than vaping and singing

https://x.com/lauraannstl/status/1702827134673166642?s=46&t=P04ykEqvdvLilYsgfmChhw

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Seems like she was tossed out for a bit more than vaping and singing

https://x.com/lauraannstl/status/1702827134673166642?s=46&t=P04ykEqvdvLilYsgfmChhw

So your conspiracy theory is that the theater listed different reasons because all of them are ultra maga Republicans?

Brilliant.

 

[newolddude]

After “deny deny deny” she admitted her actions.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1702845535445733597

 

[Thebrownblob]

After “deny deny deny” she admitted her actions.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1702845535445733597

Good for her.

 

[Gotta Go]

But this is encouraged at pride parades in front of children.

 

[Analbumcover]

Would.

 

[sailfish]

 

[sailfish]

Let them keep on distracting you with * bull like this.

 

[newolddude]

What's interesting is the theater hadn't included the parts of the video where he honked her boobs or she stroked his pole. They only released it after she denied all actions and went after them.

Erections have consequences.

 

[newolddude]

Let them keep on distracting you with * bull like this.

Says the side that feigned outrage and ended up getting Al Franken out of the Senate in like 72 hours.