Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Saw a guy pee in his own back yard.
The things customers say or do...
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serenity now
Guest
it's his wiener, and his yard
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
It was big too. The yard not so much.
barnyard
KTM rider
That is my policy also. Which is why I did not go back. I realized that the building was not out of my way for a 2nd attempt, which is why I called the OMS and told him that their buzzer must not work and they would not hear it a 2nd time. I was hoping the OMS would call them back, relay that message and it would be a not so subtle slap on the hand for lying.
At apartments, I lean on the buzzer to the point of being obnoxious and if people ask why I ring so long, I tell them, "I HATE delivering to apartments and would prefer to get stuff delivered on the 1st attempt and it that means ringing buzzers a long time, then that is what it means."
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
i really had to go & it was was pretty creepy of u to stop to watch me
Anonymous 10
Guest
????????????????
Had a customer who said can I have your cellphone number...my doorbell doesnt work......I said Im not your landlord but I will be happy to take your rent check!!!!He wasnt very happy with that answer...BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
This one customer keeps putting labels right down the center crease on thier boxes, anyone else ever see that?
barnyard
KTM rider
You should have said, "hi," I would have finished up a little quicker.
barnyard
KTM rider
This one customer keeps putting labels right down the center crease on thier boxes, anyone else ever see that?
Isn't that an intelligence test at Amazon????? It would appear that most are failing.
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
Them: "What are the roads like?"
Me: "Paved".
Them: "What's it doing outside?"
Me: "What's what doing outside?"
Office: "Cust states doorbell broken, can you redel?"
Me: "Kindly ask cust to replace/repair doorbell for delivery on (next business day)"
And my all-time favorite, which unfortunately I only get to use on October 31st...
Them: "What are you supposed to be?"
Me: "I'm supposed to be done by now, sign for your package".
Me: "Paved".
Them: "What's it doing outside?"
Me: "What's what doing outside?"
Office: "Cust states doorbell broken, can you redel?"
Me: "Kindly ask cust to replace/repair doorbell for delivery on (next business day)"
And my all-time favorite, which unfortunately I only get to use on October 31st...
Them: "What are you supposed to be?"
Me: "I'm supposed to be done by now, sign for your package".
browniehound
Well-Known Member
Yeah, I get mean when I hear this and just say "No, I left it on your door step!".
browniehound
Well-Known Member
I leave a package at the garage because it has an over-hang to keep it dry. I'm walking back to the truck and she comes to the front door and asks where it is. I point to the garage and she hems and haws yet the garage is 3 feet away from the front door. Give me a break lady! just trying to keep your package dry. How about you walk out the door, down 2 steps and 3 feet to your left. Is that something to be angry about?
Had a signature required package yesterday,customer wasnt home. I left an info notice saying I would be back today between 2 and 5. Got there at 400 today and the lady was freaking out saying how bad our service was and that she had waited all day for her package! I said did you read the notice?...She said yes. I said said is this between 2 and 5?...She said yes!! I said what is the problem? She said this is way too close to 5!!! WTF!!!!!
browniehound
Well-Known Member
This I don't mind. "stay cool" "stay warm" "stay dry" ,etc. is just a friendly person trying to make small talk. I'll take non-sense small talk over a jerk of a customer everyday.
SmithBarney
Well-Known Member
"stay dry"
I say "you too!"
I say "you too!"
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