The @turdferguson answer thread

[Turdferguson]

Thank you for explaining!

It is the answer thread

 

[oldngray]

This thread stinks.

 

[Turdferguson]

This thread stinks.

Stinks like comedy gold maybe

 

[Catatonic]

Was brutal on @MyTripisCut and @Operational needs . Calling her a B* and C*.

What did he call [COLOR=#660066][B]Princess[/B][/COLOR]?

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[Turdferguson]

What did he call [COLOR=#660066][B]Princess[/B][/COLOR]?

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Biscuits, and cranberries

 

[Operational needs]

What did he call [COLOR=#660066][B]Princess[/B][/COLOR]?

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Names I've never been called before or since.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Can you watch the eclipse without your eyeballs bursting into flames???

 

[silverbullet2893]

Is the world really ending today?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

@Turdferguson you have some questions here... we want answers!

 

[Turdferguson]

Can you watch the eclipse without your eyeballs bursting into flames???

Yes

 

[Turdferguson]

Is the world really ending today?

Sept 23rd according to @MyTripisCut

 

[silverbullet2893]

Sept 23rd according to @MyTripisCut

 

[oldngray]

Can you watch the eclipse without your eyeballs bursting into flames???

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Yes

Ok I'll stare at it all day starting now. Thanks.

 

[Turdferguson]

Ok I'll stare at it all day starting now. Thanks.

Get some binoculars so you can really see it

 

[Turdferguson]

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Look down inside your pants again?

 

[Operational needs]

Get some binoculars so you can really see it

A customer on my friend's route said that Amazon sent her the wrong eclipse glasses so she's staying inside, "Or I might go blind". LMAO!

 

[oldngray]

A customer on my friend's route said that Amazon sent her the wrong eclipse glasses so she's staying inside, "Or I might go blind". LMAO!

I guess she has never looked at the sun before.

.. or been outside during the day.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Look down inside your pants again?

Ugggggh. Yes

 

[Turdferguson]

A customer on my friend's route said that Amazon sent her the wrong eclipse glasses so she's staying inside, "Or I might go blind". LMAO!

Evidently the customer counter is chock full of upset people who have had their "Eclipse Day " ruined because they waited until the last second to order their glasses, and its our fault they are not going to get them before 1:00. Thank god I am off