Thousands “offboarded” from UPS today

[Brownwind]

I'm in Egypt

Do you walk like an Egyptian?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you walk like an Egyptian?

Only on Friday nightsOnly on Friday nights

 

[Brownwind]

I'm getting indoor plumbing next year

Did you build over the creek? Just lift the floorboard. Shazam running water

 

[Brownwind]

Only on Friday nightsOnly on Friday nights

A few beverages included.

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

Today marks a new phenomenon at UPS - more Partners left UPS than on any day before. ”heads out“ is the new monthly theme for UPS partners in 2024, And will replay each month heading into Peak.

What did you see today?

Lots of folks here have reported overzealous local management efforts at the Center level on this board, however, I wonder how long it will be before the impacts of these cuts will begin to approach a level when the average hourly UPSer becomes concerned.

“Offboarded”? That’s rich. In pirate days they called it throwing someone overboard. Seems a more fitting description. Must have taken the worst kind of HR a&&h0le to come up with “off boarded”. Probably one from McKinsey.

 

[JR Ewing]

“Offboarded”? That’s rich. In pirate days they called it throwing someone overboard. Seems a more fitting description. Must have taken the worst kind of HR a&&h0le to come up with “off boarded”. Probably one from McKinsey.

Probably the same person that came up with Fit to Serve slogan

 

[PoirotAtUPS]

“Offboarded”? That’s rich. In pirate days they called it throwing someone overboard. Seems a more fitting description. Must have taken the worst kind of HR a&&h0le to come up with “off boarded”. Probably one from McKinsey.

Just quoting the CFO - used to be partners - now it’s “heads out”

 

[JR Ewing]

Just quoting the CFO - used to be partners - now it’s “heads out”

Just quoting the CFO - used to be partners - now it’s “heads out”

Anyone taking bets on a replacement CFO prior or at the time of Q2 ER

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

Anyone taking bets on a replacement CFO prior or at the time of Q2 ER

Maybe they’ll bring Richard Peretz back in out of mothballs. What a Forking dooch-nozzle that guy was. I think Carol’s first task on her list once she was picked was to get rid of him.

 

[Thebrownblob]

UPS agrees to sell its freight-brokerage division for less than it paid for the business in 2015

UPS is selling its freight-brokerage business for less than it paid for the business back in 2015.

abc11.com

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

UPS agrees to sell its freight-brokerage division for less than it paid for the business in 2015

UPS is selling its freight-brokerage business for less than it paid for the business back in 2015.

abc11.com

The chnt is scrapping the company out for parts - like a junk car.

 

[catstalking]

Maybe they’ll bring Richard Peretz back in out of mothballs. What a Forking dooch-nozzle that guy was. I think Carol’s first task on her list once she was picked was to get rid of him.

cool it with the anti semitism, Peretz was just misunderstood

 

[burrheadd]

The chnt is scrapping the company out for parts - like a junk car.

Gonna be ripe for a takeover once she offloads all the dead weight

 

[muthatrucka]

Gonna be ripe for a takeover once she offloads all the dead weight

She’s doing this right under everyone’s noses. Amazon won’t have to build any new buildings I guess. They will inherit all our centers and hubs.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

She’s doing this right under everyone’s noses. Amazon won’t have to build any new buildings I guess. They will inherit all our centers and hubs.

Think of the volume increase, gonna have a mad hiring cycle.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Think of the volume increase, gonna have a mad hiring cycle.

We also need some new package cars

 

[muthatrucka]

We also need some new package cars

We need new tractors, however not if they keep cutting all of our feeder runs. We just keep fixing the same junk. New motor $45,000 or we could just rebuild a motor 4 times for the same money and keep having the same problems.

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

cool it with the anti semitism, Peretz was just misunderstood

He was a self-important d-bag. I’m pretty sure everyone he ever encountered understood that very well.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

We need new tractors, however not if they keep cutting all of our feeder runs. We just keep fixing the same junk. New motor $45,000 or we could just rebuild a motor 4 times for the same money and keep having the same problems.

UPS math

 

[728ups]

The company was profitable 2008 - 2013 when many other businesses were not. It wasn't fun to be an employee during the hiring freeze.

That was the time that cutting routes, loading every one down and the SPC metric came into vogue