United Psychic Service

[MendozaJ]

Do you have a pkg for 5A? What's the address...

Do you have a pkg for Jones? What is the address...

¿Tiene un paquete para Rosa? Que es la direccion...

Do you know where this pkg is? 1-800-PICK-UPS

What is this? I don't know...

 

[Wally]

Madam Cleo is dead. Did she see it coming?

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Do you have a package for me?

"I dont know who you are"

 

[Babagounj]

It is a well known fact that anyone who does work for UPS is nuts.
And those that want to work there are beyond crazy .

 

[jaker]

You have to remember we only deliver to that one person

That truck only has whatever stop for that one house and nothing else , I don't know why people think that but they do

 

[MC0493]

It infuriates me to no end when i show up at someone's place and they ask me what it is or who it's from. How the do i know, you ordered the damn thing, you tell me what it is.

 

[1Low59]

What is this? I don't know...

"My boss said I can no longer open boxes". The look on a customers face is priceless when you say that.

 

[1Low59]

I got called a smart ass when a customer asked where the box came from. I said it came from my truck parked outside. Lol

 

[upsgrunt]

I got a complaint when I left a delivery notice one day; the consignee wrote "I'll be home at 7:00" the next day, and I wrote underneath "So will I".

 

[Dr.Brownz]

It infuriates me to no end when i show up at someone's place and they ask me what it is or who it's from. How the do i know, you ordered the damn thing, you tell me what it is.

When they ask if you have another package for them and then when you say sorry only one they get pissed, insinuating that you lost it or something.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

I got a complaint when I left a delivery notice one day; the consignee wrote "I'll be home at 7:00" the next day, and I wrote underneath "So will I".

Neighbor: "The don't get home till about 6pm, usually a little after."

Me: "I get home around that time as well"

 

[LeadBelly]

Do you have a pkg for 5A? What's the address...

Do you have a pkg for Jones? What is the address...

¿Tiene un paquete para Rosa? Que es la direccion...

Do you know where this pkg is? 1-800-PICK-UPS

What is this? I don't know...

I did not have it for sure as I was off today. Best of luck.

 

[AlliSeeisBrown]

"There should be 2 more"
"Sorry not today"
"No it should be today."
"Not on my truck."
"It has to be, I'll come up there and help you look."
*Drive away*

 

[Dr.Brownz]

When they ask if you have another package for them and then when you say sorry only one they get , insinuating that you lost it or something.

Or

"I didn't order anything"

"Ok sorry sir I'll have it sent back"

then suddenly they remember they ordered it.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Reminds me of one word DVIRs. "brakes", "horn", etc... Need something better than that.

 

[clean hairy]

"I ordered my item yesterday, when will you be delivering it?"

 

[1Low59]

Or

"I didn't order anything"

"Ok sorry sir I'll have it sent back"

then suddenly they remember they ordered it.

I had 6 boxes for a residential stop. The husband comes out and asks who they are for. All for his wife from Macy's. He said she needs to quit spending money. Send them back to the shipper. RTS

 

[clean hairy]

"I have a COD coming. Can you tell me how much to make the it is, and who it is from?"

 

[MC0493]

Apartment complex, all no dr. Woman answers the door, won't sign until she calls her daughter to ask if she was expecting something from macys or wherever the heck it was from. As if i really have time for that.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Apartment complex, all no dr. Woman answers the door, won't sign until she calls her daughter to ask if she was expecting something from macys or wherever the heck it was from. As if i really have time for that.

Deliver, release number, MC 2.