UPS and Fed-Ex are merging

[Turdferguson]

LMAO
Double Boom.

Point goes to froggy.

Your insane.
No wonder she didn't tag you

 

[Operational needs]

And @Big Arrow Down...D ?

He knows....

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Your insane.
No wonder she didn't tag you

Is it?

 

[upschuck]

Your insane.
No wonder she didn't tag you

Froggy rules.

 

[BananaCat]

I was going to post another joke I heard the other day but honestly didn't want to offend anybody.

 

[Ecw21411]

In 20 years I've never heard that joke!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

In 20 years I've never heard that joke!

I've heard that jokes so many times I could puch somebody.

 

[Operational needs]

I've heard that jokes so many times I could puch somebody.

How do you puch somebody?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I give a fake smile and a "have a good day".

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I give a fake smile and a "have a good day".

It always starts off with...hey UPS guy,you've gotta hear this joke...I say Fedups??

Aww shucks
LMAO

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

It always starts off with...hey UPS guy,you've gotta hear this joke...I say Fedups??

Aww shucks
LMAO

I gotta try that....

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I gotta try that....

Do it. Been hearing that since the 80's

 

[rod]

I bet the person who actually thought that joke up was Mr. Big at the time

 

[Ecw21411]

I've heard that jokes so many times I could puch somebody.

Lol me too it makes me mad when someone tries to tell me that joke

 

[upschuck]

Lol me too it makes me mad when someone tries to tell me that joke

Hey, I heard FedEx and UPS are merging, you know what it is going to be called?

 

[Operational needs]

Hey, I heard FedEx and UPS are merging, you know what it is going to be called?

No, what??

 

[upschuck]

No, what??

Fed Ups!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

 

[Operational needs]

Fed Ups!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

OMG!! That is SO funny!! I've never heard that before.

 

[Billy Ray]

I let the simple idiots start the joke, and when they ask: Know what it's going to be called? I reply UpEx, and just walk away.

 

[ups1990]

I let the simple idiots start the joke, and when they ask: Know what it's going to be called? I reply UpEx, and just walk away.

Good one BR!
How about when guys try to give us a hard time about the socks and ask, "Do you have UPS underwear, too?"
And like someone wrote here a long time ago, " yes, brown in the back and yellow in the front!"