disneyworld
Well-Known Member
Just for that,I'm going to slow down even more.Are you in management?
UPS "MAN LAWS"
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dannyboy
From the promised LAND
Actually he does have a point. Carrying a box down the hall for the sexy little thing when you dont for the girl that is less than attractive is not really funny, of course unless you still laugh when one in your group farts. It just shows you for being a real idiot that is trying to get some jollies instead of doing what you get paid to do.
Your UPS uniform is not a first class ticket to get laid. For those of you that attempt to misuse it that way, the day will come when it bites you in the
. I promise it will.
Some of the posts have been funny, but many have been totally tasteless. And for more than I would care to notice, shows a total lack of respect for the opposite gender.
What it does show, and Aspen the conversation is things they do on the clock, is something that has caused a good many UPS men their families and half of everything they make for 15-18 years. I know, I have worked with many of them. Its hell when you work 20 hours a week overtime and you only take home 250-300 a week.
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Your UPS uniform is not a first class ticket to get laid. For those of you that attempt to misuse it that way, the day will come when it bites you in the
. I promise it will.Some of the posts have been funny, but many have been totally tasteless. And for more than I would care to notice, shows a total lack of respect for the opposite gender.
What it does show, and Aspen the conversation is things they do on the clock, is something that has caused a good many UPS men their families and half of everything they make for 15-18 years. I know, I have worked with many of them. Its hell when you work 20 hours a week overtime and you only take home 250-300 a week.
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dave_socal
PACKAGE/FEEDER
What they found attractive and I use past tense is young strong guys and the paycheck worry about your meds and rest up dude, boy those were the good ole days feeder is boring
dave_socal
PACKAGE/FEEDER
Now all you over the hill gang types this thread is funny because if you've seen the beer commercials then you would know. If you can't deal with the fact that UPS "MAN LAWS" are true then you never delivered a parcel or the last time you did Reagan was still in office. Now think of some "UPS MAN LAWS" like LAW#33 Remember to always salute the person who cut you off. (one finger of course)
ups "man laws"
Member
Great job fellas. I'm going to narrow it down here in a few days or so and then we'll have our first official UPS "MAN LAWS" Yes I will admit that this thread is completely sexist. It was intended to be. Yet even though it's all for fun there are a few of you that just have to complain.
Dammor- this is my thread and I don't want you here. You don't like it? Then leave. Start your own thread and STOP friend'ING UP MINE!! You miserable old fool. Call it "Let's complain about everything" Have fun.
Dannyboy- I'm not as upset with you as I am Dammor but I wish you would either contribute to the post the way it was intended to be or just apply my response to Dammor above to you.
Aspenleaf- you sellout. You were funny but you backed down and apologized. Grow some balls.
Tonyexpress- You POS. Where's your thread at? Exactly. You have nothing because you are nothing. What you were called "retarded" in high school so all these years later your still upset? Scum bag. Go die.
Anyways. Enough of that. If this thread actually offends you, I feel sorry for you. Are we in such a P.C. world that it's wrong to laugh at ourselves in a humerous way? I have a friend with a disease that is the punchline of countless jokes. Does he laugh? Hell yeah he does. He only gets pissed at the people who come in and defend him like they have any idea what it's like to be in his shoes. He finds it very patronizing. If you can't see the humor in this thread then "please" just leave.
Dammor- this is my thread and I don't want you here. You don't like it? Then leave. Start your own thread and STOP friend'ING UP MINE!! You miserable old fool. Call it "Let's complain about everything" Have fun.
Dannyboy- I'm not as upset with you as I am Dammor but I wish you would either contribute to the post the way it was intended to be or just apply my response to Dammor above to you.
Aspenleaf- you sellout. You were funny but you backed down and apologized. Grow some balls.
Tonyexpress- You POS. Where's your thread at? Exactly. You have nothing because you are nothing. What you were called "retarded" in high school so all these years later your still upset? Scum bag. Go die.
Anyways. Enough of that. If this thread actually offends you, I feel sorry for you. Are we in such a P.C. world that it's wrong to laugh at ourselves in a humerous way? I have a friend with a disease that is the punchline of countless jokes. Does he laugh? Hell yeah he does. He only gets pissed at the people who come in and defend him like they have any idea what it's like to be in his shoes. He finds it very patronizing. If you can't see the humor in this thread then "please" just leave.
ups "man laws"
Member
dave_socal: well done!!
That's what I get for posting too fast. I'll do a better job of proof reading in the future .
As far as anyone asking for my opinion, this is a public board and I too can express my opinion...When reading this thread it did remind me of High School and the immature antics associated with that time period of my life.
I also want to say that the "Retarded" statement is meant to refer what some immature High School person would say and not anything else.
I know this thread is not to be taken seriously but in my honest opinion as a husband and a Father it is offensive.
dannyboy
From the promised LAND
Thats what the Nazis said as they burned all the books.
A real friend would never make a friend the punchline of countless jokes. Reason he laughs is because if he showed you the way he really felt, you would do even worse.
Bottom line, your language, your attitude and your relationship with what you call friends shows what kind of crap you really are.
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A real friend would never make a friend the punchline of countless jokes. Reason he laughs is because if he showed you the way he really felt, you would do even worse.
Bottom line, your language, your attitude and your relationship with what you call friends shows what kind of crap you really are.
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aspenleaf
Well-Known Member
LOL, Yes I will grow balls when some of you grow brains! As for selling out you have no idea what my misunderstanding was. I think this thread is funny and will continue to think that no matter what you think of me. Now can you please get this thread back on track!
ups "man laws"
Member
O.K. I apologize. I was more upset at the others than at you. Agreed, get the thread back on track!!LOL, Yes I will grow balls when some of you grow brains! As for selling out you have no idea what my misunderstanding was. I think this thread is funny and will continue to think that no matter what you think of me. Now can you please get this thread back on track!
aspenleaf
Well-Known Member
UPS "Man Laws" ~ "Never let them see you sweat!" Really I didn't take too much offense to you telling me to grow balls. Some punk awhile back called me a beeyacth and I just laughed that off. . .like I did your comment.
A little workplace humor can be a good thing. Oh so have any of you drivers had any ladies do the "bend and snap" as seen on Legally Blonde??? Just wondering, things worked out for the UPS guy in the movie even though he got a broken nose.
Now carry on!
A little workplace humor can be a good thing. Oh so have any of you drivers had any ladies do the "bend and snap" as seen on Legally Blonde??? Just wondering, things worked out for the UPS guy in the movie even though he got a broken nose.
Now carry on!
dave_socal
PACKAGE/FEEDER
UPS"MAN LAW"#27 What do you deliver first the 20-25 nextday air stops on time or the kids to the pool after the 72oz big gulp of coffee. #27 
Small breakfast big lunch keeps you out of that scenario.
Small breakfast big lunch keeps you out of that scenario.
ups "man laws"
Member
What the hell? Who are you? My friend is not made fun of by me. I meant that his condition is poked fun at by SOCIETY. You egotistical piece of {deleted by moderator} ! Who do you think you are to put words in someone else's mouth and how dare you try to tell me what my friend feels. You have no idea what or who your talking about. Do you really think you know me by reading a few posts? I've been with my friend at his side for 28 years helping him through tragedies that I'm sure you have never experienced. You are scum in every sense of the word. I've never understood why my friend goes through what he does when there are people like you that have the ability to live a "normal" life.
dave_socal
PACKAGE/FEEDER
Don't let Dannyboy get yor goat I'm fairly new to this site but he seems to be harmless dont know why he calls himself boy though seems to be older man? I know the Irish thing. But seems to stand on higher moral plane than most.
dannyboy
From the promised LAND
Dear UPS man Laws
You posted what you did, and I responded to what you posted. Now you claim you dont, but yet everyone else makes fun of him.
Bottom line is this. I have first hand experience in dealing with many types of people that have been poked at since they were little, much like your friend. And while they might laugh on the outside, they are dying on the inside. All they want is to be accepted for as normal as they can be. Not poked fun at. A true friend would know that though.
Remember, I can only know about you what you post. And if I am off base, it is because you posted things that led me to believe what you posted was the truth. If it isn't, then quit posting lies. It does not make you a better person.
Also, so Cheryl does not have to babysit you or ban your posts until she has a chance to edit them, clean up your mouth. A trashy mouth only deepens what I suspect, a shallow character.
So prove me wrong, and you will have my apologies.
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You posted what you did, and I responded to what you posted. Now you claim you dont, but yet everyone else makes fun of him.
Bottom line is this. I have first hand experience in dealing with many types of people that have been poked at since they were little, much like your friend. And while they might laugh on the outside, they are dying on the inside. All they want is to be accepted for as normal as they can be. Not poked fun at. A true friend would know that though.
Remember, I can only know about you what you post. And if I am off base, it is because you posted things that led me to believe what you posted was the truth. If it isn't, then quit posting lies. It does not make you a better person.
Also, so Cheryl does not have to babysit you or ban your posts until she has a chance to edit them, clean up your mouth. A trashy mouth only deepens what I suspect, a shallow character.
So prove me wrong, and you will have my apologies.
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dammor
Well-Known Member
Mr Man?
I will leave your immature little thread because frankly it is disgusting and I am bored. You may think myself and some like Danny are old farts, but your day is coming. If you had a brain you would at least listen to him. He speaks the truth. Your paycheck and your family will be lost because you think you are hot stuff. I would find some humor in that if it weren't so sad. I work with 30 little boys just like you and not only are they miserable and don't do a decent job most of time, but they will be even more miserable when they wake up an find themselves poor with a bald head. The chicks love that for sure. Carry on Mr Man, you are heading for a fall.
Aspen, you flip faster than anyone I have ever seen. Are you looking for a Mr Man to save you and your kids too? If so you are looking in the wrong place.
Go work at the strip club. These guys have a lot of respect for those women.
I will leave your immature little thread because frankly it is disgusting and I am bored. You may think myself and some like Danny are old farts, but your day is coming. If you had a brain you would at least listen to him. He speaks the truth. Your paycheck and your family will be lost because you think you are hot stuff. I would find some humor in that if it weren't so sad. I work with 30 little boys just like you and not only are they miserable and don't do a decent job most of time, but they will be even more miserable when they wake up an find themselves poor with a bald head. The chicks love that for sure. Carry on Mr Man, you are heading for a fall.
Aspen, you flip faster than anyone I have ever seen. Are you looking for a Mr Man to save you and your kids too? If so you are looking in the wrong place.
Go work at the strip club. These guys have a lot of respect for those women.
