Allies on an Internet forum. Are you a dork? This is a message board right?? What are you really going to do? Dude you need to find some action with a woman or something. Lol
That reminds me, I'll pick you up at 11pm on Sunday for that thing we gotta do. I have rope, gasoline and a can opener. It shouldn't take long. Wait, oops...This isn't a private message? Sh@t! Um, just kidding? Yeah, JUST KIDDING! Never mind!!