Warning letters handed out like candy in our center.

[Thebrownblob]

Problem is you young bucks can't maintain them. Gotta run on Friday to get off early. Every route I ever left went up on the stop count by 20-25 in less than a month. It takes alot of discipline to maintain a route. 90% of drivers can't do it.

Most of the youngsters I work with won’t even file a 95 or penalty payment grievance without asking me “will it put a target on my back?” I say don’t worry you had a target on your back as soon as you put your Browns on this morning.

 

[PASinterference]

I DONT RUN ON FRIDAYS
...it’s the guys with 10 kids that have to run everyday to make it to little timmys ball game or wifey gets mad that ruins dispatches.

There are 3 decent routes left in my building. The rest have been burned to the ground by lunch skipping runners. They will be on some serious pain pills/ alcohol in a few years the way they run. They are disposable anyway.

 

[Jkloc420]

I DONT RUN ON FRIDAYS
...it’s the guys with 10 kids that have to run everyday to make it to little timmys ball game or wifey gets mad that ruins dispatches.

You cant be mad at drivers who want to see their kids play ball

 

[Gabba]

They love them until they have a tier 3, or a few lost time injuries. Then you’re on the Poopoo list.

nah they still love them then, the point of those methods isn't really working safe, the point is to be able to fault the driver for every accident.

 

[MECH-lift]

You cant be mad at drivers who want to see their kids play ball

KIDS BY CHOICE , NOT BY CHANCE
It shouldn’t mess with my dispatch

 

[MECH-lift]

ALL RUNNERS MUST BE DESTROYED

 

[NAHimGOOD]

You cant be mad at drivers who want to see their kids play ball

Skype

 

[Non sequitur]

Confession of a runner: use 3 points it'll save your hips, knees, ankles, and feet. Never had surgery because my body started talking back.

 

[I have been lurking]

Just retire you old farts.

It's my turn to do nothing

 

[542thruNthru]

Or we get all wear dress amberton we are woman that would take some of the heat off of us

@Wally can you help us out here?

 

[Wally]

@Wally can you help us out here?

Or we get all wear dress amberton we are woman that would take some of the heat off of us

And now a Wallation...

If we wear dresses and the company thought us to be female the company would be easier on us.

 

[burrheadd]

if you people have any cajones get together like a union and tell everyone to work EXACTLY by the methods. When the center manager starts seeing the numbers and starts complaining about that , tell them to get the stupe to back off and things will get better.

 

[burrheadd]

And now a Wallation...

If we wear dresses and the company thought us to be female the company would be easier on us.

That makes less sense than the original version

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

Totally makes sense, now.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

I fight warning letters tooth & nail. My suspension, however, I was like, "Meh. See you in a month, or when ever I get bored. Whichever is first."

 

[Brown Biscuit]

If you’re carrying the diad around with two hands, that sounds like a small hand problem.

You know what they say about small hands…

 

[E-racer]

You know what they say about small hands…

 

[Integrity]

Yes

@SaWEET,

What did your supervisor say when he confronted you about this?

 

[floridays]

You know what they say about small hands…

That you have a hard time beating your avatar off?

 

[Wally]

That makes less sense than the original version

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