We'd hug you, if we could

[zubenelgenubi]

I will hug you, social distancing is a myth.

 

[El Correcto]

I’m refusing to pull my package car off until management has this playing over their speakers and singing along.

 

[Wally]

UPS...
"Thank you drivers" BUT:

-We won't give you masks, gloves.
-We won't sanitize your trucks.
-We won't inform you that someone is quarantined from your building.
-We will continue to cut routes and send you out heavy
-We won't turn off the Orion monitors that cause people to congregate.
-We will continue to harrass for production.

Keep your publicity stunt to make the public think you care about your employees.

"Thanks, you guys are heros, but we will do nothing for you that costs a few minutes of production".

 

[Bluefootedoobie]

Ok ok, hazard pay-MOTHER FuxERS!

 

[Boywondr]

I have a feeling regular signature required won’t be around much longer, if it comes back in it’s current form at all.

Guns and Class 2s? I doubt that.

Edit: My apologies, I missed your correction.

 

[Boywondr]

You guys are all true American HEROS. If I could I would run you all up a flag pole- salute you and fire a rocket out of my ass to celebrate.

Heroes. Hope this helps. @Major English .

 

[rod]

Heroes. Hope this helps. @Major English .

treemendoussley.

 

[Boywondr]

treemendoussley.

Sorry. I've been warped by @trickpony1 .

 

[clean hairy]

I think those gas stations TV's are very annoying.

Not as much as a retired driver that keeps showing up on brown cafe!

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

I think those gas stations TV's are very annoying.

So they are just like you?

 

[silverbullet2893]

Is everybody safe from the Wuhan, China Bat Virus?