


Jeez,
We would get into a discussion of the four “cases” - Nominative, Genitive, Accusative, and Dative- and truly bore the heck out of everyone.
In college, I was corrupted by Kurt Vonnegut's style of writing (in the early 70's) and pure grammar rules have not bothered me since that time.
No please let's not get into that discussion for I only really became intimately acquanted with the cases when I studied Latin in high school. And it is somewhat true that : Latin is a dead language
Dead as it can be
First it killed the Romans
And now it is killing me!
Yeah, I remember Kurt Vonnegut's style of writing, that could corrupt anyone.
When I was in college, I had a job typing in stuff as I watched videotape recordings of the local newscasts. My job was to type in stuff that was related to any industrial products, services, etc. For example, if I watched a story about cigarette smoking, I had to type about the spin the news report was putting on it, as well as any images (like a pack of marlboro) as well as any mentions of company names like Philip Morris. It was told to me that this info would be bought by companies (in this case, philip Morris) to see what light their company and their products were being presented in the media, presumably so they could do counterspin if they felt it was necessary
to do so.
I can't remember the name of the company I worked for( I called it "the deathtrap" because the office stunk to high heaven from all the formaldehyde leaching from the furniture into the office atmosphere (you couldn't open a window if you tried), but it had a subsidiary called Burrell's. You might have heard of this name ,for at the end of many television shows like Oprah, it would either be vocally stated or written "To receive a transcript of this show, contacts Burrell's at such a such address and send x amount of dollars" . I don't watch much television anymore and they do more promos over the credits than they did years ago, so I don't know if Burrell's is still around .
Anyway, working there helped me get my typing skills into good shape, but it also corrupted my grammar as the emphasis was on the information, not on it being typed in grammatically correct or with the correct punctuation marks. Misspellngs were accepted as long as a reader would still be able to easily figure out what was being expressed. And if you were real good at it, you didn't have to hit the pause button to catch up. But to be real good at it, you had to leave the rules of grammar and punctuation cleanup on the side.
Unfortunately, I typed on the old style computer keyboards(with the raised keys) and now am somewhat crippled when I type on my Mac keyboard (where the keys aren't raised in the fashion that I became accustomed to). A lot of times, I do hit the shift key to capitalize an "I" but it doesn't make it that way to my screen. Now, due to dilligaf, I will make a better effort.
On a more humourous note, there is a joke that goes like this "he is so dumb, it takes him two hours to watch sixty minutes" . It was no joke with me, I had to alway hit pause and rewind on that show because if they did an expose on a company or product , I got overwhelmed" . I was always thanking god when Andy Rooney finally came on at the end because he would rarely mention a product and if he did , it was in passing or not done in a critical manner.
So, Satellite Driver, we both know we are capable of doing better than we do here, but I'll let a lot of your stuff slide if you let my stuff slide.
