what was your nastiest experience as a driver?

[ibleedbrown]

mine takes the cake!! had a signature required in a condo, just as i was putting the info notice on door an old guy buzzes me up. i bring it to 5th floor and he comes out with piss covering both legs, it smelled horrific!! i ask him to sign the diad, he takes it out of my hands bends over and signs it on his lap!!! i was in shock!!! i will never, ever and i mean EVER let anyone take the diad from me to sign again!!! luckily the diad wasn't wet and i hope to the big man upstairs i don't develop some kind of rash on my hands LMAO!!!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Not that we don't all know what piss smells like...but how do you know it was just urine? lol sorry dude...lesson learned

 

[Don Spite]

mine takes the cake!! had a signature required in a condo, just as i was putting the info notice on door an old guy buzzes me up. i bring it to 5th floor and he comes out with piss covering both legs, it smelled horrific!! i ask him to sign the diad, he takes it out of my hands bends over and signs it on his lap!!! i was in shock!!! i will never, ever and i mean EVER let anyone take the diad from me to sign again!!! luckily the diad wasn't wet and i hope to the big man upstairs i don't develop some kind of rash on my hands LMAO!!!

Develop a death-grip on the Diad bro. Never let anyone take it out of your hands no matter how much they struggle.

 

[Pooter]

Sanitizer FTW

 

[ZQXC]

Walked up to a house out in the Kuntry. The twin of honey boo boo's mom was sitting on the front porch with her legs splayed.
At first I thought she was wearing big ole black lace panties.
Placing the package on the porch made a thud, and the panties flew off in several different directions.

 

[ibleedbrown]

Walked up to a house out in the Kuntry. The twin of honey boo boo's mom was sitting on the front porch with her legs splayed.
At first I thought she was wearing big ole black lace panties.
Placing the package on the porch made a thud, and the panties flew off in several different directions.

shwing!!!!

 

[ManInBrown]

I have a great story about a curmudgeon old lady working at a commercial stop on a route I cover. Just mind boggling what this hag did one day. Problem is, I relayed the story to many drivers in my center as well as my on-car who safety rode me a few weeks after it happened. Afraid it would blow my cover on here.

 

[9.5er]

Not long after I started driving I delivered to what I thought was a business stop. Opened the door and there sat two dudes watching gay porn. They must have just started as they were fully dressed. Thank God.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Not long after I started driving I delivered to what I thought was a business stop. Opened the door and there sat two dudes watching gay porn. They must have just started as they were fully dressed. Thank God.

Did you bring them,a box of popcorn?

 

[30 to life]

Last Christmas I had a helper who was 6 5 and over 300 pounds. He smelled like sh-t and I had to buckle his seatbelt for him all day.

 

[upschuck]

Did you bring them,a box of popcorn?

They don't like boxes.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Last Christmas I had a helper who was 6 5 and over 300 pounds. He smelled like sh-t and I had to buckle his seatbelt for him all day.

Better his seatbelt,than his pants!

 

[30 to life]

Better his seatbelt,than his pants!

I think he had pajama jeans on

 

[toonertoo]

None in 30 yrs, just the guy who screamed at me a few months back. Shoulda just kicked his ass and been done with it. Naked people, smelly people, drug dealers and large boxes of stuff, yes. Threaten me, only some yahoo who sells pez for a living. Seen it all, seen alot, but threatened by some yahoo who sells pez heads for a living , the worst.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Last Christmas I had a helper who was 6 5 and over 300 pounds. He smelled like sh-t and I had to buckle his seatbelt for him all day.

Cause he couldn't reach??? Bet he was the best helper ever....lol

 

[9.5er]

Did you bring them,a box of popcorn?

I think it was a box of tissues.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

In my rookie year,I drove in the city. I was on a 4 lane road. stopped at the red light,waiting to make a right hand turn.

Was watching a pretty woman walk past my truck. as I watched her walk by,I noticed the guy(on my driver side) spanking his monkey!.

I was laughing so hard,I bumped the horn.

He got all embarrassed. try to pull his zipper up. got his weiner caught in it.

He hit the gas and went through the red light.

Funny as hell!

 

[30 to life]

Cause he couldn't reach??? Bet he was the best helper ever....lol

The helper coordinator should of gotten fired for hiring him

 

[30 to life]

In my rookie year,I drove in the city. I was on a 4 lane road. stopped at the red light,waiting to make a right hand turn.

Was watching a pretty woman walk past my truck. as I watched her walk by,I noticed the guy(on my driver side) spanking his monkey!.

I was laughing so hard,I bumped the horn.

He got all embarrassed. try to pull his zipper up. got his weiner caught in it.

He hit the gas and went through the red light.

Funny as hell!

On 376 coming back from the airport in a bad snowstorm a guy that looked like the uni bomber was beside me swerving all over the road I looked down and he was beating it now I am scared for life

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

On 376 coming back from the airport in a bad snowstorm a guy that looked like the uni bomber was beside me swerving all over the road I looked down and he was beating it now I am scared for life

It was so long ago,but In my mind. like it happened yesterday!