what was your nastiest experience as a driver?
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bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
If one of my drivers left that for me...he'd find it seating on his seat when he came in.
Give me a call, make it a road trip....if I ever meet that customer again I am going to beat the livingout of him.
Brownsfan
Well-Known Member
Why are you guys making me relive this? Lol. Cruel.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Lol of course, Feedah! Glad you're back....now if you could just drag back the other Feedah twin...all will be right in the realm that is BC...lol
MaceFremonti
Well-Known Member
If he was dead how did he open the door?
I knocked on the door and it creaked open....it was slightly ajar....knocking on it made it open....
MaceFremonti
Well-Known Member
Couple blocks north of Capitol is H st. Back in the 90s it was the dividing line between the yuppies and congressman that lived on Capitol Hill and the ghettos that were Trinidad, Abbey Place, the Market etc...
At the west end of H st used to be the Capitol Children's Museum. So tourists would have the pleasure of walking down H st to get to the museum depending on where they found parking.
There was a company across the street from the museum that did forensic photo work for the government. They were in a building that on the outside looked like a beat up old brick structure...no windows one door. They only used UPS, no Fed Ex, no Post Office. Next door was a liquor store so all the winos would lay around out front on the sidewalk, in the street, up against the door.
So.....one day I'm coming out of the pickup woth a handcart full of packages. Down the sidewalk to my right comes a nice looking family of 4. Conservatively dressed parents in their Sunday best, son and daughter dressed nice too on their way to the Children's Museum.
Then to my horror I hear this grunting sound coming from my left. I look towards the sound and see this old wino laying on his side facing away from me. He is naked from the waist down and apparently decided to drop a deuce while laying in that poisition. He rolls over towards me and starts laughing. Then he begins to...well....take care of himself.
By this time rhe family is standing next to me with looks of shear horror on their faces.
The wino laughs again...now finished...gets up...steps in his own filth and walks down the alley next to the liquor store.
I felt so bad for that family. I can only imagine what the parents had to go through trying to explain to tjeir children what tjey just witnessed.
Welcome to Washington D.C., your nation's Capitol!
retiredTxfeeder
cap'n crunch
The first building I ever worked in back in 1976 would hold about 12 package cars inside. It was in a little mini industrial park with separate metal buildings down a desolate, unlit road. Came to work on a Monday morning and there was a strange car parked on the side of the building. There was a bad smell coming from it. It was in the middle of a Texas summer. Inside was a DB in between the bucket seats, in a stage of undress. After the police were called and it all came out, it was found out that a guy's wife was stepping out on him. He followed her, and she met her boyfriend. They went to the side of the UPS building so they wouldn't be disturbed. The irate husband snuck up on the car while they were doing the dirty deed. He shot the guy dead, drug his wife out of the car and told her if she said anything, he would kill her too. She went to the police and her husband now lives in Huntsville at the crossbar hotel. Probably never get the smell out of that Dodge Challenger. 
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Reminds me of a family trip to the city (Manhattan) when i was maybe 8. My parents were taking us to see Cats at the Winter Garden Theater. We parked the car in a parking garage...and we're walking up Broadway....this very LARGE homeless woman is walking up the sidewalk towards us from the opposite direction...barefoot and wearing nothing but a black Hefty bag. She gets to the corner before us...starts arguing and cursing at some dude...she hits him and as she goes to run away...he grabs at the garbage bag. The bag rips....She wiggles out of the bag....and goes fast waddling across the street....naked as a very large jaybird...it was a train wreck!!! You couldn't not watch...lol
ibleedbrown
Well-Known Member
damn u guys have some good ones!!
I remember delivering to the projects.
One time I was ina high rise. elevator was broken. as I was walking down the steps a woman was relieving herself.
She had her skirt hiked,all the way up. she saw me,kept doing her business.
Never even tried to cover up!
People are crazy!
One time I was ina high rise. elevator was broken. as I was walking down the steps a woman was relieving herself.
She had her skirt hiked,all the way up. she saw me,kept doing her business.
Never even tried to cover up!
People are crazy!
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Was she hot? lol
I guess so,thats why she was drinking a 40..lolWas she hot? lol
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
With the four teeth left in her mouth...lol
She was a whole lot better looking,than the 400 lb naked woman.
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Less chance for scratches...
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
I'll bet...if you could get past the urine smell....lol.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Sounds pretty hot to me. I can't resist a women that's confident in herself.
Jack4343
FT DR Specialist
A related porn story. Early in my driving career I was covering a route that had an adult video store. As I walked to the back, there sat a fellow driver that ran a route nearby sitting there watching porn on his lunch break. I smile and think of that story every time I see him. LOL
