what was your nastiest experience as a driver?

The Milkman

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I was driving maybe a year or 2, still on paper back then. Filling in on a rural rte. Drove up this long secluded driveway........ toot horn...get out...UPS!....go to house.....turn around..and walking towards me coming from the perimiter of shrubs around his property is a middle aged guy naked as a jaybird...calmly walks up to me and says "You caught me" Signed and calmly walked away... When I got back to the center one of the other woman split drivers heard that a couple of Gay guys lived there. She said she did not like delivering to that address for that reason even though they were gay
 

Indecisi0n

Well-Known Member
I was driving maybe a year or 2, still on paper back then. Filling in on a rural rte. Drove up this long secluded driveway........ toot horn...get out...UPS!....go to house.....turn around..and walking towards me coming from the perimiter of shrubs around his property is a middle aged guy naked as a jaybird...calmly walks up to me and says "You caught me" Signed and calmly walked away... When I got back to the center one of the other woman split drivers heard that a couple of Gay guys lived there. She said she did not like delivering to that address for that reason even though they were gay

What was the address? Just curious....
 

aiian

Well-Known Member
Had the bottom fall out of a leaking box of cat corpses for the local community college.

I don't know what was worse the dead cats staring at me or the formaldehyde.
 

idrivethetruck

Slow & steady wins the race.
I delivered a NDA to an adult video store one morning and an off duty feeder driver was there shopping I guess.
The only time I ever stepped foot inside one of those places was when my wife sent me in to pick up a gag gift for a bachelorette party she was attending. I walked around the corner and there stood my division manager browsing the videos! The driver who delivered to his house said he was always getting porn delivered, but I didn't really believe him. I managed to grab what my wife sent me in to get and gtfo of there!!
 
The only time I ever stepped foot inside one of those places was when my wife sent me in to pick up a gag gift for a bachelorette party she was attending. I walked around the corner and there stood my division manager browsing the videos! The driver who delivered to his house said he was always getting porn delivered, but I didn't really believe him. I managed to grab what my wife sent me in to get and gtfo of there!!
We almost believe your story!
My wife sent me to an adult video store!...lmao
 

bleedinbrown58

That’s Craptacular
The only time I ever stepped foot inside one of those places was when my wife sent me in to pick up a gag gift for a bachelorette party she was attending. I walked around the corner and there stood my division manager browsing the videos! The driver who delivered to his house said he was always getting porn delivered, but I didn't really believe him. I managed to grab what my wife sent me in to get and gtfo of there!!
"Gag gift"...riiiight...lol.
 

idrivethetruck

Slow & steady wins the race.
Another time, during the heat of summer, some :censored2: shipped a styrofoam cooler full of meat to someone on my route. Somewhere along the way, the cooler had cracked in several places, the meat had thawed, and the blood leaked all over the top shelf and dripped down to the bottom shelf also, covering a majority of the pkgs on that side of the truck. As the truck warmed up, the stench became overwhelming. After a while, I finally had to pull into an apartment complex where they had a car wash station and I emptied my truck! I hosed the entire truck out and then sprayed all the pkgs down also. After reloading my truck, I strapped that cooler to my back bumper and delivered it a couple of hours later.
 

ibleedbrown

Well-Known Member
The only time I ever stepped foot inside one of those places was when my wife sent me in to pick up a gag gift for a bachelorette party she was attending. I walked around the corner and there stood my division manager browsing the videos! The driver who delivered to his house said he was always getting porn delivered, but I didn't really believe him. I managed to grab what my wife sent me in to get and gtfo of there!!

was the "gag" gift for you?
 

BakerMayfield2018

Fight the power.
None in 30 yrs, just the guy who screamed at me a few months back. Shoulda just kicked his ass and been done with it. Naked people, smelly people, drug dealers and large boxes of stuff, yes. Threaten me, only some yahoo who sells pez for a living. Seen it all, seen alot, but threatened by some yahoo who sells pez heads for a living , the worst.
Where the hell in ohio does all this ish go down you speak of. Y town????
 
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