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I like getting drunk and peeing all over the toilet seat..or fart nonstopWhat can I do to piss her off this weekend ??
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I like getting drunk and peeing all over the toilet seat..or fart nonstopWhat can I do to piss her off this weekend ??
Downfall...nobody to share a dutch oven with.The couch never snores like a freight train, and later insist that it doesn't snore at all...
She said good morning dear to me………..what is she up to??Today she served me my breakfast without bringing me an extra napkin or a cup of coffee.
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Obviously, she bought something expensive!She said good morning dear to me………..what is she up to??
You might be on to somethingObviously, she bought something expensive!
Something for sureShe said good morning dear to me………..what is she up to??
I’m keeping a close eye on her todaySomething for sure
Get ready to call 911
You too? I thought I was alone.The couch never snores like a freight train, and later insist that it doesn't snore at all...
Take that!Today she served me my breakfast without bringing me an extra napkin or a cup of coffee.
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Needs to be re-trained.Today she served me my breakfast without bringing me an extra napkin or a cup of coffee.
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Needs to be re-trained.
Time to trade her in for a newer model. Of course if she is anything like mine the trade in value is next to nothing.View attachment 372620
All I asked for was a sammich with the crust cut off the bread, and she served me this.
Time to trade her in for a newer model. Of course if she is anything like mine the trade in value is next to nothing.
High mileageTime to trade her in for a newer model. Of course if she is anything like mine the trade in value is next to nothing.
Lol, I say that line to my wife a lot! "Time for a newer model", but I follow it up with "Blonde hair, blue eyes, huge t......"Time to trade her in for a newer model. Of course if she is anything like mine the trade in value is next to nothing.
Can u send your wife over to shovel today?Lol, I say that line to my wife a lot! "Time for a newer model", but I follow it up with "Blonde hair, blue eyes, huge t......"
Then it goes black…Lol, I say that line to my wife a lot! "Time for a newer model", but I follow it up with "Blonde hair, blue eyes, huge t......"
10 LASHINGS IN THE BASEMENTToday she served me my breakfast without bringing me an extra napkin or a cup of coffee.
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