How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Wow, sounds like local804 had another beer breakfast in the trailor park!!
You must be a real babe magnet!
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"And a woman uses about 20,000 words per day...."
Only 20,000? I would have thought 90, or maybe 100,000.....
The reason the gals use 3 times more words than men is because men are always saying, Huh? What?" Then we have to repeat.
Where can I find me one of these? Most of my relationships have failed because of the hours that I work, and they don't care. The women I've dated, couldn't care any less about how much my back hurts or what have you. The current girl I'm dating can't even freakin' rub my back. Sorry I just had to vent, lol.
Nah, I think he is quoting a Rodney Dangerfield line. I always thought that Rodney was funny as hell. "I can't get no Respect",....Classic Comedy
I read many years ago that when something needs to be done a man will focus on uust getting it done. Women focus more on how it will get done. Seems to agree with some other posts.
There's nothing wrong with a spouse posting here and asking a question about UPS. My husband hates and refuses to learn the computer. I have often gone into home repair, lawnmower or tractor forums to seek answers and have gotten them. No one has ever asked why he didn't come on himself.
I agree stongly with women staying mad forever. I hear the guys razzing each other daily, with some of the things being said pretty darned cold. They are still buds. Even if they do get mad it's over the next day. I'm quiet and don't start trouble. If someone rattles my cage too often I warn them once or twice. Then it's over. Total disregard and unfortunately they're puzzled. But you can rarely talk to a male co-worker about feelings so it goes unresolved. They say I'm moody...1
Every brain begins as a female brain. It only becomes male eight weeks after conception, when excess testosterone shrinks the communications center, reduces the hearing cortex, and makes the part of the brain that processes sex twice as large.
And a woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.
Thats because its easier for us men just to agree with our wives! As ups drivers we pace ourselves!Every brain begins as a female brain. It only becomes male eight weeks after conception, when excess testosterone shrinks the communications center, reduces the hearing cortex, and makes the part of the brain that processes sex twice as large.
And a woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.