You know it's peak when...

[jumpman23]

I called for permission first. She said yes but that was before she kept texting me and i told her to stop I was going back to sleep. Lol last reply was an angry emoji.

Nothing sweeter than having the day off and the wifey has to work. Shocker I got all tore down while she was at work( not today lol)

 

[brown bomber]

When I'm taking a nap and the damn UPS driver knocks on my door

 

[jumpman23]

When you get home from work and catch a nice buzz and you wake up and realize those couple hours of sleep are over with already and its time to get your asczzwhoopins already lol.

 

[TBH]

Man all these terrible dreams. You poor people.
I had a lot of bad dreams about having to go back to work after retirement, I would be in a nice warm bed, and all of the sudden back on my route in my truck with a hundred stops to do, wondering what am I doing here! I would wake up in a cold sweat!

I hit snooze 3 times this morning trying to extend the dream the alarm interrupted.

I

 

[TBH]

...or when you don't even take one yet put one in the board so they won't give you a hard time the following morning...

You're kidding right? I always took my lunch. If I put it in board I took my lunch. Their poor dispatches were not my problem! I went above and beyond during peak as it was.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

It's been raining here most of the week. A female helper called the helper coordinator to complain that she worked the last few days and got wet...and her shoes were ruined from walking thru puddles. She went on to say that she refuses to work in
inclement weather...lmao.

 

[joeboodog]

It's been raining here most of the week. A female helper called the helper coordinator to complain that she worked the last few days and got wet...and her shoes were ruined from walking thru puddles. She went on to say that she refuses to work in
inclement weather...lmao.

And they wonder why I don't want a helper.

 

[oldngray]

When you have worked so much that you didn't notice congress just passed a bill to take your PENSION away !!!

That bill still hasn't been passed yet.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[joeboodog]

You get so tired and grumpy you tell your customers that your evil twin "Skippy" is now running your route.

 

[Future]

You get so tired and grumpy you tell your customers that your evil twin "Skippy" is now running your route.

How can you be grumpy its Christmas time! 2 turtle doves....chestnuts roasting .....fa la la laaa la .....the whole shabang!!!! Tis the season to be jolly GODDAMIT .....SO BE JOLLY DAMMIT .......or you will get a warning letter!!! LOL sorry just lost it there for a while snorted to much parcel dust yesterday

 

[xtelevisionset]

u get off so late that u have to rub one off every night because your wife is sleeping!!!

You get so tired and grumpy you tell your customers that your evil twin "Skippy" is now running your route.

This haha. I caught myself being accidentally rude yesterday when someone asked me what the package was.

"I don't know what it is, just put your signature."

 

[HardknocksUPSer]

I haven't eaten anything that wasn't premade, delivered or I could put between 2 slices of bread during the week. Fridge is full of food but too tired to cook.

Lol I've been keeping subway and Taco Bell open for two weeks now

 

[superballs63]

For some people, peak Is all year long.

It's been a while since I've seen any "peaks" sadly

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Lol I've been keeping subway and Taco Bell open for two weeks now

Ewww....taco bell is like White Castle...I better be drunk and it's the only place open...lol

 

[HardknocksUPSer]

Ewww....taco bell is like White Castle...I better be drunk and it's the only place open...lol

Lol it's a once in a blue moon kinda place for me, I'll eat it then maybe agian a year or two later

 

[oldngray]

Ewww....taco bell is like White Castle...I better be drunk and it's the only place open...lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

You wave bye bye to $350 because you get azzz raped in taxes on your paycheck...plus I forgot dues came out this week.

 

[STFXG]

When you've been off work for a few hours and the UPS driver interrupts your dinner with a delivery.

 

[McGee]

You wave bye bye to $350 because you get azzz raped in taxes on your paycheck...plus I forgot dues came out this week.

lol