You know you're a UPS driver if...

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

9.5. number 3....Free beer money!

 

[scisector9]

You know all multiples of 8 but suck at all other math.

 

[jumpman23]

Your a driver if you threaten to kill a couple other drivers a day that drive like complete numbnuttz lol.

 

[BrownChoice]

You say the same thing to nearly every customer, day in and day out.....

Have a good one, Have a good 4th, have a Merry Christmas.... 160+ times a day! Lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

You know all multiples of 8 but suck at all other math.

Huh?

 

[ZQXC]

Your a driver if you threaten to kill a couple other drivers a day that drive like complete numbnuttz lol.

I just say Son of a MF Bit** when I encounter one of those idiots.

..... and then I'm OK

 

[ZQXC]

Huh?

Eight lines on the diad screen.
Wake up, Chief

 

[ZQXC]

If you already know what the green light of death message will be, just from the approximate time of day it appears......

 

[oldngray]

If you already know what the green light of death message will be, just from the approximate time of day it appears......

You know what AKX is for.

 

[cooperjake]

I love when some idiot pisses me off in traffic on my route and you get to your next stop and it's them...


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[cooperjake]

How is it that no matter what time of day I'm blocking a driveway its the car behind me that is coming home and waiting on me to move so they can pull in

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[selfcancelsignal]

You know all multiples of 8 but suck at all other math.

I suck so bad at math, I don't even know these... Past 12 anyway. LMAO.


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[Kinrossy]

Your sneakers you bought 3 years ago are in mint condition.


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[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Your sneakers you bought 3 years ago are in mint condition.

Huh? I go through a pair of New Balance 608's every year. Used to be every two years but they don't make them like they used to.

 

[Shifting Contents]

Huh? I go through a pair of New Balance 608's every year. Used to be every two years but they don't make them like they used to.

I can only guess he means off duty shoes


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[ZQXC]

I can only guess he means off duty shoes


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Any normal person would have understood that.

 

[laffter]

You know you're a UPS driver if you drive a bloody UPS truck and receive a weekly paycheck from the company.

Man, you guys must be going senile if you can't remember where you work!

 

[overallowed]

customers have to tell you the fed-ex,ups merging joke.

I heard that joke on my first day in a package car, and my last. 28 years and 9 months apart. Both times they got a blank stare.

 

[JL 0513]

customers have to tell you the fed-ex,ups merging joke.

I'm fed up with that stupid joke.

 

[Boysie8706]

When u had a dog bite or a real near miss

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