An Elephant Tale!
- Thread starter Big Babooba
- Start date
Ain't love grand!
sorry Moreluck
What are they doing??!!
(I'd delete it, but I don't want to be known as a cataphobe too)
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
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pickup
Guest
Oh, I give up
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Dizzee,a pig isith an animal
That beith very clean
To be enamored, by elephant ****
Doth be too mean
Sir Pickup deserveth
A more suitable date
Provideth him one
Lest it be too late.
That beith very clean
To be enamored, by elephant ****
Doth be too mean
Sir Pickup deserveth
A more suitable date
Provideth him one
Lest it be too late.
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pickup
Guest
and maketh her well endowethed
Dizzee
ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
I bow to your wisdom
A clean pig with smooth words
Would use a a lot of condoms
Making love to those turds.
A big rack thou doth wish
A big rack I'll enable
I've given you quite a dish
But she lives in the stable.
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
My friend Sir Pickup
Be careful for what thy wish
Dizzee could deliver ye a partner
That refuseth no dish
He may giveth thou a partner
Who cannot passeth through a door
Unless the passageway provided
Is four feet and four
A beggar cannot beith a chooser
And to her ye not beith fair
If all ye wanteth in a woman
beith a fabulous pair
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Sir Dizzee, now now now
He deserveth not a cow
Giveth him a normal girl who drinketh Bud
Not an Oreo colored cow that cheweth cud
Dizzee
ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
OK, OK, I got him a date
Bessie's off to the manger
There's no need to hate
But still there lurks some danger
Pig is pig, tis his fate.
From the bathroom wall
To the left of the sink
I picked the number to call
There was no time to think
Stank was thick in that stall.
Afore ye start rockin
And develop a blister
Let the Doc do some talkin
She might be thou's sister
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pickup
Guest
Thank you, I am happier than a pig in sh-t
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
At Last! The land of Babooba beist in harmonie! - almost
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
My my Sir Pickup, you seem to have falleth into alot of muck lately. I will talketh with my dearest Dizz and seeth if I can convince him to restore you to the person that you should be (along with thine lady).
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Sir Big, have thee seen my Dizzee, I must speaketh with him right away?
Dizzee
ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
My my Sir Pickup, you seem to have falleth into alot of muck lately. I will talketh with my dearest Dizz and seeth if I can convince him to restore you to the person that you should be (along with thine lady).
At Lady Purple's request.
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
There seemeth to beeth some descrepency betweeneth these 2 castles, dearest. Why?
