Beards

[SixSidedAnomaly]

I mean who wouldn't want this guy handing your package?

Well as long as he can deliver in a timely and efficient mann-

Oh.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Well as long as he can deliver in a timely and efficient mann-

Oh.

Where is he going to drop his load?

 

[Knothead]

Where is he going to drop his load?

Rear door, most likely.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Rear door, most likely.

Hopefully he doesn't take too long to get there.

 

[Coldworld]

Where is he going to drop his load?

Drop his irreg???

 

[Coldworld]

Ups is too much of control freaks to allow beards... World wide corporation and they are worried about some stupid facial hair ....whatever... Keep the money rolling in suckers

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The problem would be compliance. You give some guys an inch and they would literally take a mile .

 

[wayfair]

get a doctors note

 

[Cementups]

The problem would be compliance. You give some guys an inch and they would literally take a mile .

This is what guys don't get. They want to grow ZZTop beards........because they can.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I don't see why we can't change the standard to allow neatly trimmed beards. I wouldn't be apart of it since I've not shaved nor trimmed in about 13 years, but a neatly trimmed beard can look professional.

If UPS wants clean shaven for it's drivers I can't complain. You agree to it as part of the position. If they didn't have that stance then years later when most of the drivers sported beards they tried to change it I'd fight along side the drivers to keep it.

How do you define neatly trimmed though? What I consider neat may not be your definition.

Then what do you do for guys who grow some patchy ass crap? Sure, it's not long. But he looks like a bozo.

It's an easy fix. No beards, no worries. Like another user said, give em an inch, they take a mile.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

This is what guys don't get. They want to grow ZZTop beards........because they can.

All I want is a neatly groomed goatee. Something like this:



...without the gray...

 

[Nimnim]

At least we're not dealing with situations like this, nsfw language.

 

[Catatonic]

All I want is a neatly groomed goatee. Something like this:

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...without the gray...

 

[Orion inc.]

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[Johney]

These two pics look like they should go together.

 

[Johney]

May I suggest not hitting the bong so hard next time before posting selfies? Geez man ever hear of Visine?

 

[trickpony1]

Is that a toupee?

 

[joeboodog]

Dammit!!!! Now I want to shave my vacation beard.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

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Dammit!!!! Now I want to shave my vacation beard.

This is what a sober person looks like.

 

[joeboodog]

This is what a sober person looks like.