Benefits

[Jarred Brown]

If I leave ups can I still keep my benefits?

 

[cosmo1]

If you buy COBRA.





And, change your username.







And shave that Amish beard.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If I leave ups can I still keep my benefits?

If you're referring to banging the girl in the avatar----yes!

 

[Johney]

If you buy COBRA.

Isn't COBRA like $300 a week?

 

[Johney]

If you're referring to banging the girl in the avatar----yes!

If he leaves UPS and the big money she will go with it.

 

[cosmo1]

Isn't COBRA like $300 a week?

At least.

 

[Jarred Brown]

If he leaves UPS and the big money she will go with it.

She won't go anywhere lol

 

[Jarred Brown]

At least.

Screw that

 

[NotClearing]

Yeah keep your salary whilst your at it too

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

She won't go anywhere lol

Is she locked up in the basement?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

In all seriousness, you would keep your benefits for the remainder of the quarter.

 

[Jarred Brown]

Is she locked up in the basement?

No

 

[3 done 3 to go]

Is she locked up in the basement?

No the attic

 

[Ms.PacMan]

In all seriousness, you would keep your benefits for the remainder of the quarter.

Not in Central Region - you have to work one hour a week or they are cut off.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

In all seriousness, you would keep your benefits for the remainder of the quarter.

Really? That's good. In my local, you need one punch a week.

 

[Brownslave688]

If I leave ups can I still keep my benefits?

Yes. They will keep sending you paychecks also.


I mean seriously?