Brown Cafe Cruise Thread

[oldngray]

Wtf. I tried to book a room but it requires two guests. Can I register my doll as the second guest?

 

[burrheadd]

Wtf. I tried to book a room but it requires two guests. Can I register my doll as the second guest?

That’s how they keep the “ wierdos” out

 

[sailfish]

That’s how they keep the “ wierdos” out

Well that's cool. Maybe you'll get two non-binary butt sex crusaders with rainbow mohawks in the room next to you instead.

 

[Operational needs]

Wtf. I tried to book a room but it requires two guests. Can I register my doll as the second guest?

What’s her name?

 

[sailfish]

What’s her name?

Miku.

 

[burrheadd]

Well that's cool. Maybe you'll get two non-binary butt sex crusaders with rainbow mohawks in the room next to you instead.

Why would it matter
To me

 

[burrheadd]

Well that's cool. Maybe you'll get two non-binary butt sex crusaders with rainbow mohawks in the room next to you instead.

You don’t think that’s why they do it you’re fooling yourself

 

[qdg2]

Been there 3-4 times. Not far from airport. You usually clear US customs/immigration before you leave Nassau. Food totally leaves a cruise(Carnival/Royal) in the dust. Wasn’t that way 30 years ago. The only all inclusive brand I use. Diving/snorkeling included.

The food was pretty good....better than I expected(some times)(hit or miss)(miss being average I suppose)(I didn't expect much). Better than cruise/Vegas buffets.

A person better be prepared to ask questions as info can be on a need to know basis(I guess).

Speaking of snorkeling.....where the boat stopped was criminally shallow. Coral about 2 feet from the surface. I was with 3 other people and no person heard that! Luckily, I went first and relayed the message to the others. There were several folks doing the whole back first in the water thing.....I talked with the "mate"...he just shrugged. For first time snorkelers......(we were not)......beware.

Speaking of 30 years ago. My family went in 1977. The airport was open air! Places like the Caymans powered down at night!

 

[sailfish]

Why would it matter
To me

Well you seem to be worried about keeping "wierdos" out.

 

[sailfish]

You don’t think that’s why they do it you’re fooling yourself

I know it isn't why they do it. Why do you always insist so hard on making yourself look like an imbecile? They do it to maintain a romance-centric experience and avoid a hookup bar-like environment. Has nothing to do with "wierdos" who can come in any quantity under the sun.

 

[burrheadd]

I know it isn't why they do it. Why do you always insist so hard on making yourself look like an imbecile? They do it to maintain a romance-centric experience and avoid a hookup bar-like environment. Has nothing to do with "wierdos" who can come in any quantity under the sun.

Like I said keeps the “ wierdos” out
If the shoe fits well you know the rest

 

[trickpony1]

Miku.

Does she get periodic testing for STD's and HPV?
Safety first!!

 

[sailfish]

Like I said keeps the “ wierdos” out
If the shoe fits well you know the rest

As usual you don't even know what you're talking about. Carry on.

 

[sailfish]

Does she get periodic testing for STD's and HPV?
Safety first!!

Doesn't need to.

 

[trickpony1]

Doesn't need to.

So....you wear a condom?

 

[sailfish]

So....you wear a condom?

Hell no.

 

[over9five]

27 days!

 

[Wally]

27 days!

Caribbean?

 

[over9five]

Caribbean?

Yes, Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao

 

[Operational needs]

Yes, Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao

Have you ever taken a Mediterranean cruise?