By Invitation Only

[LeadBelly]

Woman on Wally's route like what they see, but I'm not one to boast .

I don't like to boast either, but I know I'm a lot of hillbilly women's fantasy on on my route as well.

 

[Operational needs]

I don't like to boast either, but I know I'm a lot of hillbilly women's fantasy on on my route as well.

Because you have a full set of teeth? Lol.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I don't like to boast either, but I know I'm a lot of hillbilly women's fantasy on on my route as well.

I used to be, til about age 38. At 42 I could have any woman aged 40-70 on my route! Lmao.

 

[Turdferguson]

Woman on Wally's route like what they see, but I'm not one to boast .

Is that because of the new Coach purse you carry when you deliver?

 

[Turdferguson]

I used to be, til about age 38. At 42 I could have any woman aged 40-70 on my route! Lmao.

Just stop it. For the love of god stop lying. It is getting embarrassing

 

[Operational needs]

Woman on Wally's route like what they see, but I'm not one to boast .

What they see is that brown truck, uniform and fat paycheck. Lol.

 

[Wally]

I don't like to boast either, but I know I'm a lot of hillbilly women's fantasy on on my route as well.

Go LeadBelly!

 

[Wally]

I used to be, til about age 38. At 42 I could have any woman aged 40-70 on my route! Lmao.

Turdferguson, you smell that?

 

[Wally]

Is that because of the new Coach purse you carry when you deliver?

Jealousy shining through.

 

[Wally]

Because you have a full set of teeth? Lol.

For Turdferguson, 3 or 4 choppers is a full set.

 

[Wally]

What they see is that brown truck, uniform and fat paycheck. Lol.

No, their cars in the garage alone cost more than I make all year.

 

[oldngray]

No, their cars in the garage alone cost more than I make all year.

 

[burrheadd]

No, their cars in the garage alone cost more than I make all year.

Must be your slow wit

That and the fact they're all hooked on pills and vodka

 

[Operational needs]

Must be your slow wit

That and the fact they're all hooked on pills and vodka

LMAO! Those things do tend to make the eyesight a little foggy, don't they?

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Just stop it. For the love of god stop lying. It is getting embarrassing

Turdferguson, you smell that?

40-70 is not a good thing.....????

 

[moreluck]

I don't like to boast either, but I know I'm a lot of hillbilly women's fantasy on on my route as well.

You've watched Legally Blonde too many times!!!

 

[LeadBelly]

I used to be, til about age 38. At 42 I could have any woman aged 40-70 on my route! Lmao.

I've never felt more attractive since I hit age 40. I don't know if it's the hair or what. I get looks from the ladies, dudes, and so much love on social media that it makes me laugh my ass off. I do a lot of different forms of social media. Some of my friends watch it and can't believe what's said to me. If I could just drop weight like I used to. One thing for sure is my wife actually doesn't dig it, but she knows how psychopath loyal I am. I don't think she always likes the attention!

 

[Operational needs]

No, their cars in the garage alone cost more than I make all year.

You know I'm just having fun with you, right? I'm glad you have a good sense of humor.

 

[LeadBelly]

Because you have a full set of teeth? Lol.

I've always had good teeth. Never needed braces. The only issue I had was when I was repeatedly kicked in the face when I got into a fight a long time ago. To go with a severely bruised eye socket, concussion, broken ribs I had a molar broken. They tried to save it but couldn't. I have it pulled and never replaced it. You can't tell it's there, but my wife doesn't like it. I kinda in a weird way like to be missing it. I show it to people and tell them the story. It's a conversation piece!!!

 

[LeadBelly]

Thanks for the invite to your thread by the way!!! It's nice to be though of. Peace.