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[Operational needs]

After I quit smoking, my BP and heart rate rose just a tad. I go to doctor B/C wife is all freaked out and he decides it's that it's about that time for me to get a prostate check. He does his thing and sends me packing. Boy was I pisssed.

Next day I lose my voice and call the office. Told the nurse to tell Ryan (the doc) he left his wedding ring up there when he smacked my vocal chords and I needed to be seen again. Two weeks go by and they get me in. The whole office was in hysterics and Doc Ryan comes out trying to keep a straight face. We go back to exam room and he says, "Sorry I should have waited to do the prostate till next time." I'm like yeah well too late now!

He then says, " No, I mean when your BP was lower, I thought your head was going to pop"


Sorry, I know unrelated to what you are talking about, just thought it was a funny story since you said the same thing.






By the way, that next visit, my BP was down but I did not regain my voice for another 6 weeks. HAHA

Surprise! Lol. Would you have let him if he told you?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

After I quit smoking, my BP and heart rate rose just a tad. I go to doctor B/C wife is all freaked out and he decides it's that it's about that time for me to get a prostate check. He does his thing and sends me packing. Boy was I pisssed.

Next day I lose my voice and call the office. Told the nurse to tell Ryan (the doc) he left his wedding ring up there when he smacked my vocal chords and I needed to be seen again. Two weeks go by and they get me in. The whole office was in hysterics and Doc Ryan comes out trying to keep a straight face. We go back to exam room and he says, "Sorry I should have waited to do the prostate till next time." I'm like yeah well too late now!

He then says, " No, I mean when your BP was lower, I thought your head was going to pop"


Sorry, I know unrelated to what you are talking about, just thought it was a funny story since you said the same thing.






By the way, that next visit, my BP was down but I did not regain my voice for another 6 weeks. HAHA

Notice you didn't specify which head. What kind of weird stuff were you doing in there?

 

[scooby0048]

Way TLDR

Should I para-phrase?

Doc jammed my vocal chords doing prostate check. Left wedding ring behind. I was pisssed, head exploded.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Should I para-phrase?

Doc jammed my vocal chords doing prostate check. Left wedding ring behind. I was pisssed, head exploded.

I believe the kids call that fisting, not a prostate exam

 

[scooby0048]

Surprise! Lol. Would you have le him if he told you?

Would you believe I didn't realize how far it entailed. I thought it was just a quick little dab by the onions. Did not realize it involved smacking my vocal chords.


So, NO I would not have let him do it.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Would you believe I didn't realize how far it entailed. I thought it was just a quick little dab by the onions. Did not realize it involved smacking my vocal chords.


So, NO I would not have let him do it.

Some 50 Shades of Grey going on in that office

 

[Operational needs]

Would you believe I didn't realize how far it entailed. I thought it was just a quick little dab by the onions. Did not realize it involved smacking my vocal chords.


So, NO I would not have let him do it.

I’m missing something. What does your prostate have to do with your vocal chords?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I’m missing something what does your prostate have to do with your vocal chords?

DON'T FALL FOR IT

 

[scooby0048]

Some 50 Shades of Grey going on in that office

Next time they better sedate me or else.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Next time they better sedate me or else.

Figured you'd be used to taking it up the butt by this point

 

[scooby0048]

I’m missing something. What does your prostate have to do with your vocal chords?

well.....


In my case nothing but he reached so far up there he hit my vocal chords.





And the other way...






NOPE. Not gonna go there with the other way

 

[scooby0048]

Figured you'd be used to taking it up the butt by this point

That's true, I do work here.

 

[Operational needs]

well.....


In my case nothing but he reached so far up there he hit my vocal chords.





And the other way...






NOPE. Not gonna go there with the other way

So, you’re not a virgin anymore? Lol

 

[scooby0048]

So, you’re not a virgin anymore? Lol

Apparently not!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

So, you’re not a virgin anymore? Lol

He's a mormon, butt stuff doesn't count

 

[Operational needs]

Apparently not!

@Indecisi0n will be disappointed. He probably wanted to be your first. lol.

 

[scooby0048]

@Indecisi0n will be disappointed. He probably wanted to be your first. lol.

Yeah, NO

 

[Wally]

After I quit smoking, my BP and heart rate rose just a tad. I go to doctor B/C wife is all freaked out and he decides it's that it's about that time for me to get a prostate check. He does his thing and sends me packing. Boy was I pisssed.

Next day I lose my voice and call the office. Told the nurse to tell Ryan (the doc) he left his wedding ring up there when he smacked my vocal chords and I needed to be seen again. Two weeks go by and they get me in. The whole office was in hysterics and Doc Ryan comes out trying to keep a straight face. We go back to exam room and he says, "Sorry I should have waited to do the prostate till next time." I'm like yeah well too late now!

He then says, " No, I mean when your BP was lower, I thought your head was going to pop"


Sorry, I know unrelated to what you are talking about, just thought it was a funny story since you said the same thing.






By the way, that next visit, my BP was down but I did not regain my voice for another 6 weeks. HAHA

Smoking is great. Just think how relaxing a nice cup of coffee and a smoke would be right now!

 

[Wally]

I’m missing something. What does your prostate have to do with your vocal chords?

Men will harp and harp for certain needs?

 

[scooby0048]

Smoking is great. Just think how relaxing a nice cup of coffee and a smoke would be right now!

I'm way beyond cravings now. Been almost 2 years.