By Invitation Only

[scooby0048]

He's a mormon, butt stuff doesn't count

I have no magic underwear

 

[Wally]

Should I para-phrase?

Doc jammed my vocal chords doing prostate check. Left wedding ring behind. I was pisssed, head exploded.

A nice smoke afterwards?

 

[Wally]

I'm way beyond cravings now. Been almost 2 years.

So, if you smoke now, it's like you never smoked before. Enjoy!

 

[Wally]

Some 50 Shades of Grey going on in that office

Hair salon?

 

[scooby0048]

So, if you smoke now, it's like you never smoked before. Enjoy!

I think I would smoke if I was diagnosed with something bad. friend*, I guess I enjoyed it.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Is there a bocce World Cup?

There should be.

 

[oldngray]

There should be.

Finely tuned athletes.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Finely tuned athletes.

The physical strength is all in the attitude.

 

[Turdferguson]

There should be.

Right up there with the world paint drying championship

 

[el blanco]

I have no magic underwear

I have magic in my underwear

 

[MyTripisCut]

I have magic in my underwear

Toilet paper stuck to your schtinkter?

 

[scooby0048]

I have magic in my underwear

Yeah? Does that come in adult sizes or do you need the junior underoos?

 

[burrheadd]

Would you believe I didn't realize how far it entailed. I thought it was just a quick little dab by the onions. Did not realize it involved smacking my vocal chords.


So, NO I would not have let him do it.

News flash

He’s a homo

 

[FrigidFTSup]

News flash

He’s a homo

You must have missed @scooby0048's story where the doctor fisted him and he went back for seconds

 

[Operational needs]

You must have missed @scooby0048's story where the doctor fisted him and he went back for seconds

He wanted the doctor to fish for his ring.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

He wanted the doctor to fish for his ring.

And pretend he was a puppet

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[Operational needs]

Yee haw!

 

[Brownslave688]

And pretend he was a puppet

You're missing out if clerkgirl ain't reaching around with a finger or 2.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You're missing out if clerkgirl ain't reaching around with a finger or 2.