Wally
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On my route, a gang of Scouts were stacking firewood for an elderly couple.
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Got your snow boots on?
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And on my route it looks like some bored teenagers thought today was a good day to start a few brush fires on the side of the road.
Turdferguson
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Better than anything you could come up with punk
Turdferguson
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Good , glad to hear it. Hope you have to resort to cannibalism and your neighbor " Mike" the cop is the first to go
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@Covemastah I saw that you guys are supposed to get the worst of this storm. Be careful out there.
oldngray
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They said 70 mph wind gusts and maybe a foot of snow
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Frozen sharks have been thrown ashore ,, it’s a frozen sharknado up heah!!
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Lol. I saw that. Sounds like the beaches might be safe this summer at this rate.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Beaches safe now , all the sharks are on the rte 3 cape highway !
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Oregonians freaking out over law that requires some of them to pump their own gas
Here are some of the, um, more concerned responses, and they're all quite serious:
♦ "Not a good idea, there are lots of reason to have an attendant helping, one is they need a job too. Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don't want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes. I agree Very bad idea."
♦ "I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian.....I say NO THANKS! I don't want to smell like gasoline!"
♦ "I've lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas. I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it. This a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas. I can't even"
So, to recap: Pumping your own gas is too difficult. It's too hazardous. It's too unsafe. And, heaven forbid, you might end up smelling like gasoline afterward.
To be fair, these Oregonians have a point: Pumping gas is a pretty difficult task, right up there with scraping your windshield and turning the heat on. And the fear of smelling like fuel is all too real when there isn't enough time in the day to shower.
SMH
Here are some of the, um, more concerned responses, and they're all quite serious:
♦ "Not a good idea, there are lots of reason to have an attendant helping, one is they need a job too. Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don't want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes. I agree Very bad idea."
♦ "I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian.....I say NO THANKS! I don't want to smell like gasoline!"
♦ "I've lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas. I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it. This a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas. I can't even"
So, to recap: Pumping your own gas is too difficult. It's too hazardous. It's too unsafe. And, heaven forbid, you might end up smelling like gasoline afterward.
To be fair, these Oregonians have a point: Pumping gas is a pretty difficult task, right up there with scraping your windshield and turning the heat on. And the fear of smelling like fuel is all too real when there isn't enough time in the day to shower.
SMH
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OMG! The poor things. The inhumanity of it. Lol.
Turdferguson
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That is one bad ass banana. Lol
Turdferguson
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Found it more interesting than the (.)
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How about (.)(.)?
