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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I am playing sickey today.

I have either a sinus or viral infection.

Called in this morning and my on car tried everything, including bribery, to get me to come in. He is going to have a coronary when he finds out that I have a work release for both today and tomorrow.
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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
The only time that it would even be an issue is if I were to not ground myself to bare metal before touching the fuel nozzle.

If the two of you want to stand outside in the freezing cold while pumping gas then have at it.
The bigger issue is the gasoline fumes that gather close to the ground and your piping hot exhaust.

You'll wish you were just a little cold when you becoming a human inferno.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Gateway drug for some but not others which seems strange.
"Gateway" doesn't always mean it leads to using other drugs........it leads to putting you among the "wrong people" who will coerce you into using something else. "Here, try this..."

Almost every druggie in jail says that pot was their start!!
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
"Gateway" doesn't always mean it leads to using other drugs........it leads to putting you among the "wrong people" who will coerce you into using something else. "Here, try this..."

Almost every druggie in jail says that pot was their start!!

How many "druggies" have you sat across the table from and asked them how they got their start?
 
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