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[Turdferguson]

Heimlich on yourself doesn't work very well.

I just enjoy hearing you are suffering

 

[upschuck]

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Did you decide to branch out to giving horrible parenting advice since you have the market cornered on bad advice on meteorological and UPS work issues?

All my advice is top notch.

 

[Turdferguson]

He weighs enough he can just throw himself over a chair.

You ain't too many biscuits less than me pal

 

[Turdferguson]

All my advice is top notch.

 

[Brownslave688]

Lucky you! Always go a bit bigger. Only bad thing is dudes will be staring at her.

Yeah women rarely wish they’d gone smaller

 

[Turdferguson]

I am who I am.

Unfortunately

 

[upschuck]

Makes you feel rich for a week lol

That week is nice, but if I need that money for a trip or something, I shouldn't be doing that something.

 

[scooby0048]

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Boo freaking hoo.
Does your package car have a tampon dispenser in it?

Don't be so bitter. If I had known that I was posting your family pictures 9 posts up, I wouldn't have.

 

[Brownslave688]

You ain't too many biscuits less than me pal

Never said I couldn’t do the same


Just because I’m fat doesn’t mean you’re not.

 

[Brownslave688]

That week is nice, but if I need that money for a trip or something, I shouldn't be doing that something.

I agree. It’s nice when you get it but I’ve never understood with so much direct deposit why they don’t just put it in like normal

 

[upschuck]

Lucky you! Always go a bit bigger. Only bad thing is dudes will be staring at her.

Too big.

 

[Turdferguson]

Don't be so bitter. If I had known that I was posting your family pictures 9 posts up, I wouldn't have.

When aren't I bitter?
WTF.
You expect me to change to spare your delicate feelings?
you

 

[scooby0048]

Mostly field and stream and home and garden here

I'm a gonna send you the cat lover magazine. It talks about making your place fun and happy for cats.

 

[upschuck]

No way.

Gotta look at least a little natural.

 

[Turdferguson]

Never said I couldn’t do the same


Just because I’m fat doesn’t mean you’re not.

I have poofy hair that makes me look big

 

[Brownslave688]

I'm a gonna send you the cat lover magazine. It talks about making your place fun and happy for cats.

Good. I can set a trap with those tips

 

[upschuck]

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Yes

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[Wally]

I'm a gonna send you the cat lover magazine. It talks about making your place fun and happy for cats.

They don't like the ashtray near the litterbox.

 

[Turdferguson]

Yes

 

[scooby0048]

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Holy friend*, how could anyone think that was safe even back then? One sharp turn or big bump and that kid will be bounced around faster than a superball dropped off a roof.