By Invitation Only

[Wally]

She’s actually been really good. Last night when I had her she said potty, walked into the bathroom, pulled her own pants down, and went.

 

[Brownslave688]

Holy friend*, how could anyone think that was safe even back then? One sharp turn or big bump and that kid will be bounced around faster than a superball dropped off a roof.

My aunt survived a car getting hit by a train in the 40’s. They found her laying in the rear floorboard.

 

[Operational needs]

Lucky you! Always go a bit bigger. Only bad thing is dudes will be staring at her.

Then you’d be complaining in ten years when they start sagging, if they aren’t already.

 

[scooby0048]

My aunt survived a car getting hit by a train in the 40’s. They found her laying in the rear floorboard.

She's lucky then. The dynamics of the impact probably did not include any opposing force other than the blunt side impact and subsequent pushing from the train.

I responded once to a rollover where the mother was ejected but survived. Her daughter was still hanging upside down in her car seat sucking on the nuk in her mouth. Funny thing was this, I recognized the mother from one of our child safety seat seminars my partner and I had put on about three weeks prior to her crash.

 

[Brownslave688]

Then you’d be complaining in ten years when they start sagging, if they aren’t already.

Dolly’s still look good

 

[Brownslave688]

She's lucky then. The dynamics of the impact probably did not include any opposing force other than the blunt side impact and subsequent pushing from the train.

I responded once to a rollover where the mother was ejected but survived. Her daughter was still hanging upside down in her car seat sucking on the nuk in her mouth. Funny thing was this, I recognized the mother from one of our child safety seat seminars my partner and I had put on about three weeks prior to her crash.

Extremely lucky. The two adults in the car died.

 

[scooby0048]

Extremely lucky. The two adults in the car died.

Now that's a story I'd be interested to hear more about.

 

[Brownslave688]

Now that's a story I'd be interested to hear more about.

Yeah all I really know is she was under 1 year old. The adults in the front seat were killed and they found her in the rear floorboard crying but nothing else wrong with her.

 

[Wally]

Then you’d be complaining in ten years when they start sagging, if they aren’t already.

Don't be jealous of her glorious add on's.

 

[Brownslave688]

When you’re selling your wife’s purses for her and one of friends reminds you you probably shouldn’t sell that one because she puked in it in Vegas.

 

[Turdferguson]

When you’re selling your wife’s purses for her and one of friends reminds you you probably shouldn’t sell that one because she puked in it in Vegas.

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Why puke in a purse? Was her shoe not available

 

[Brownslave688]

Why puke in a purse? Was her shoe not available

$100 cab cleanup fee


We were on our way back from
The strip club. You think she had on shoes that would contain puke?

 

[Turdferguson]

$100 cab cleanup fee


We were on our way back from
The strip club. You think she had on shoes that would contain puke?

Couldn't hang out the window to puke

 

[Brownslave688]

Couldn't hang out the window to puke

Still gonna get it on the car and have to pay the fee

 

[Wally]

Couldn't hang out the window to puke

Why was she gagging?

 

[Turdferguson]

Why was she gagging?

@Brownslave688
Hia Karate aftershave

 

[Wally]

@Brownslave688
Hia Karate aftershave
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That is nasty stuff.

 

[Brownslave688]

@Brownslave688
Hia Karate aftershave
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If it was anything it was the smell of @MyTripisCut still on her face.

 

[Turdferguson]

That is nasty stuff.

It was the bomb when I was a kid. That and CB24

 

[Wally]

If it was anything it was the smell of @MyTripisCut still on her face.