Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Number one goal this fall is a fence and playset in the backyard so I can say go outside and don’t come back until I get you
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MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
Well, the kids saw a snake in the backyard while I was golfing, no one will go out back now.
Including me.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Mine would probably freaking bring it inside
oldngray
nowhere special
Does New Jersey have any poisonous snakes?
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
That’s my girl!! Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Rattlesnake and copperhead
That cobra the old lady killed last week was pretty close to Jersey (Trip).
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Pretty sure that wasn’t a native cobra
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
DJ Lemahue is RAKING
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Finally
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I’m trying to get better. Don’t want my daughter and son scared of them.
oldngray
nowhere special
But they're so cute and cuddly!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
My daughter was an absolute bear from 9 am til 1pm. Timeout 3 times two ass whoopins and a gazzilion talked to.Kids drive you crazy but no one can hug you better than a child can.
Forced her to take a nap. Crying and screaming the whole way to her room. Screams in bed for 15 min and I finally go in. “Daddy sing to me” “daddy hugs” “me love daddy” then she finally went to sleep.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
My kids were holding my wife’s cousins pet snake last weekend. I was like nope, gtfo with that.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
That’s the way my best friend is. I’m cool as long as I know they aren’t poisonous. Problem is I’m terrible at identifying them.
Future
Victory Ride
You have trouble putting your pants on ..stop playing
oldngray
nowhere special
Native snakes are easy to identify. Only about a dozen native species here. Its when exotic pets end up slithering around outside its trouble.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
@scooby0048 i swear I don’t look like an approachable person. Yet it still happens.
At dollar general.
Customer 1: where are the 2 liter sodas at.
Me: do I look like I work here? Do I have on a dollar general polo? It’s a small store go for a walk I bet you find them.
Customer 2 in the parking lot: do they sell chocolate milk in there?
I don’t know I’m not a dollar general employee. Put out the cig and walk 50 feet and find out.
GEEZZUS IDIOTS
At dollar general.
Customer 1: where are the 2 liter sodas at.
Me: do I look like I work here? Do I have on a dollar general polo? It’s a small store go for a walk I bet you find them.
Customer 2 in the parking lot: do they sell chocolate milk in there?
I don’t know I’m not a dollar general employee. Put out the cig and walk 50 feet and find out.
GEEZZUS IDIOTS
