By Invitation Only

[burrheadd]

Like a jughandle

No jug handle’s around here

 

[rod]

Truth be told, 542 got up to use the bathroom, took this CYA pic, then him and wifey back in bed for a mere few hours of deep slumber.

and the kid saw him walking into the room and switched away from the porn channel he was watching. On the plus side it wasn't gay porn.

 

[Brownslave688]

I’d tell her move it Big’un I got places to be

I was on break and after 30 seconds I was curious how long it was gonna take her to decide on water. Took her almost 3 min

 

[rod]

You can say excuse me and reach past her and grab what you need?

I'm to the point I don't even say excuse me anymore.

 

[rod]

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I hate those stupid roundabouts. Experts say they are more efficient but they only work if everyone has common sense.

Those "experts" need more experience driving in the real world.

I actually really like them. The longer they have been around the better people have become at knowing how to use them. There will always be a certain few though that don't have a clue so you do have to be on guard.

 

[rod]

They beat those stupid 4 way stops where 9 times out of 10 some idiot don't know when its their turn. I don't play the guessing game. If they snooze they loose.

 

[oldngray]

I actually really like them. The longer they have been around the better people have become at knowing how to use them. There will always be a certain few though that don't have a clue so you do have to be on guard.

They work OK for light traffic but when it gets congested only takes a couple of idiots to screw up everything.

 

[rod]

They work OK for light traffic but when it gets congested only takes a couple of idiots to screw up everything.

I live in a small town. Our 5 o'clock rush hour lasts about 10 minutes.

 

[oldngray]

I live in a small town. Our 5 o'clock rush hour lasts about 10 minutes.

Only because the horses are old and slow.

 

[rod]

Only because the horses are old and slow.

One of the older buildings in town still has a metal ring attached to the wall on the outside where horses used to tie up. A lot of the country bars have had problems with people riding horses inside them.

 

[rod]

 

[Wally]

Who died and made you judge of all things wonderful ?????

You act like I never delivered a package!!! Try Christmas Eve and trying to get stuff delivered on time "from Santa" in the benches of Salt Lake City. Even our small kids took part!!!

As far as friends, I only have a few who have stood the test of time...….you would be long gone.

Sounds like scabs. I hope someone filed a grievance!

 

[Brownslave688]

3 year old check up today. 41.5 inches and 45 lbs.


Hello my name is icebox.

 

[542thruNthru]

3 year old check up today. 41.5 inches and 45 lbs.


Hello my name is icebox.
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Football is 80% mental and 40% physical!

 

[Brownslave688]

Football is 80% mental and 30% physical!

That’s baseball

 

[moreluck]

Sounds like scabs. I hope someone filed a grievance!

It was Santa's elves.....what can you do????

 

[oldngray]

 

[542thruNthru]

That’s baseball

It's from the movie Little Giants.
SMH


Just remember, football's 80%% mental, 40%% physical.

 

[Brownslave688]

It's from the movie Little Giants.
SMH


Just remember, football's 80%% mental, 40%% physical.

Yeah I was thinking you were quoting Berra at first then it hit me

 

[Operational needs]

https://nypost.com/2019/09/10/the-pope-is-right-foreign-aid-can-be-worse-than-a-waste/

This is a great article...and true.