By Invitation Only

[Wally]

Any yucks, ha ha's, or chuckles yet?

Still waiting?

 

[Wally]

Because of your iron issue?

No, too cheap to buy.

 

[burrheadd]

No, too cheap to buy.

you out on work release? They got you picking up trash on the side of the road?

what time you have to report back to lockup?

 

[Brownslave688]

@KingofFluff

 

[Wally]

you out on work release? They got you picking up trash on the side of the road?

what time you have to report back to lockup?

Full exoneration, all false charges dropped. All is well.

 

[Operational needs]

@KingofFluff View attachment 277967

How is Ava liking you being home every day?

 

[Brownslave688]

How is Ava liking you being home every day?

We have our days lol. Wife is liking it because she’s about to lose her mind at her work.

13-14 employees is considered fully staffed at her hospital. After the people leave that are leaving in Jan they’ll have 4-5.

 

[Wally]

How is Ava liking you being home every day?

You should hear all the new cuss words she is learning.

 

[542thruNthru]

This is pure comedic gold. I know you have used this before, but it just never gets old. I've done that before.

My favorite are the little punks who foiled me and my detector at Sunset Park in Las Vegas. I wouldn't leave since I was there first and they couldn't throw their disk golf frisbees around me accurately. At some point they must have bought one of those milk cartons full of BBs and scattered them all over the field. My detector was going crazy.

Lol they showed your ass!

 

[oldngray]

Legal marijuana goes on sale tomorrow in Illinois. Here are all the states where cannabis is legal.

 

[oldngray]

Cleveland Browns head coach firings have cost franchise a fortune

 

[oldngray]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

 

[Wally]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

No grip on life apparently.

 

[oldngray]

No grip on life apparently.

Just call him Lefty

 

[Wally]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

He wasn't even shaking after the incident.

 

[Wally]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

He will get the white glove treatment. No need for the other one.

 

[Wally]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

Definitely not handy around explosives.

 

[Wally]

Florida man’s hand blown off after firework lit inside truck, deputies say

Starting the New Year with a blast?

 

[burrheadd]

@Wally must have some pent up frustrations from being incarcerated

 

[scooby0048]

What's wrong with these women? They have no sense of humor anymore.

I told my wife we were going to do something special tonight to celebrate NYE. I thought maybe we'd go to dinner and then this party / ball they were having at a local casino. I figured we could get a hotel room so we did not have to drive back and just make a nice night and morning of it. She said it sounded romantic. I was like whatever, ok.

I then proceed to tell her that I was going to give her the best sex she has had in two decades. She's like, "how do you plan on doing that studmuffin did you take some S* from GNC?" I go, a minute before midnite I'm gonna give you some steak, and when the balls drop, a few minutes after midnite we're gonna turn it into hamburger.

Well, I thought it was pretty funny. She literally poured her Vitamin water on me. No sense of humor...