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oldngray

nowhere special

You were more like this?

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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
So 3.5 years of going out to eat at least once a week and my child thought it was acceptable to take the lid off her drink and dump it on the table because.....

“I wanted ice.”
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I just delivered to a house that made me think, Hmmmmm. I heard fumbling inside as if it was an old person having a hard time with the lock. Door opens and it’s a young guy with a padlock. Why would someone padlock a front door on the inside or at all?????
 

Covemastah

Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I just delivered to a house that made me think, Hmmmmm. I heard fumbling inside as if it was an old person having a hard time with the lock. Door opens and it’s a young guy with a padlock. Why would someone padlock a front door on the inside or at all?????
Probably so the CIA or the aliens can’t get to him !
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Her brain just did not register at all.


The waitress comes over. Hey is everything going ok


DUMP


My wife and I: what are you doing!!!!!

Ava: calm as can be thinking this is perfectly logical response: I wanted ice.


Freaking toddlers
Lol. Made sense to her. At least she’s able to explain the logic behind it. I love smart kids.
 
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