By Invitation Only

[Brownslave688]

Rookies gotta keep that on the downlo

Driver sent me a snap of a big ass blunt and I just thought dude you need to be smarter than to smoke on 420

 

[542thruNthru]

I believe we could tag team that big Ol thing ,a reverse Oreo.

I'd motor boat those cheeks like @silverbullet2893 down a river!

 

[KOG72]

Makes me reconsider whether or not @sailfish has a point about women.

He only likes 8 inch plastic ones

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

He only likes 8 inch plastic ones

Well somewhere between his 8, and that thing's 80, there's gotta be a happy medium.

 

[burrheadd]

I'm going to put this here for @Brownslave688

Lizzo Posted a Lingerie Video and It’s Giving Us Life

There’s some Cushin for the Pushin up in that

 

[542thruNthru]

There’s some Cushin for the Pushin up in that

I'd butter that biscuit

 

[burrheadd]

I'd butter that biscuit

All day long

 

[542thruNthru]

All day long

And twice on Sunday!

 

[rod]

I'm going to put this here for @Brownslave688

Lizzo Posted a Lingerie Video and It’s Giving Us Life

Lizzo? Not even going to open that one up. I don't feel like puking at the moment.

 

[burrheadd]

And twice on Sunday!

dip the the old corn dog in the batter

 

[burrheadd]

Lizzo? Not even going to open that one up. I don't feel like puking at the moment.

beat it @Barney

 

[rod]

beat it @Barney

Not to Lizzo I won't

 

[542thruNthru]

dip the the old corn dog in the batter

Going to paddle up coochie creek

 

[sailfish]

Makes me reconsider whether or not @sailfish has a point about women.

 

[Brownslave688]

Oh lord. Nothing like telling a customer they can’t ship something they’ve supposedly been shipping for 15 years

 

[542thruNthru]

Oh lord. Nothing like telling a customer they can’t ship something they’ve supposedly been shipping for 15 years

What have they been "shipping" for 15 years?

 

[Brownslave688]

What have they been "shipping" for 15 years?

Objects over our 108” length limit

 

[Operational needs]

dip the the old corn dog in the batter

Going to paddle up coochie creek

Pervs. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Objects over our 108” length limit

You know customers lie.

 

[Brownslave688]

You know customers lie.

I also drivers have no clue what our size limits are and just pick up anything that has a label on it.