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[Operational needs]

What's the common denominator here.... old people

You guys swear like crisco oil is some kind of amazing oil that makes all the difference lol

If you were old, you too would realize that it does.

 

[542thruNthru]

Unlike people in California who just use Crisco for lube

Nice try. I've said it before... We use coconut oil.

 

[542thruNthru]

If you were old, you too would realize that it does.

Everyone know you don't use a cellphone! You get your best calls from a rotary phone!! Grrrr I'm old!

 

[UnionStrong]

I guess it's true. You can't teach a old dog new tricks.

Don’t be hatin’ dog!

 

[burrheadd]

What's the common denominator here.... old people

You guys swear like crisco oil is some kind of amazing oil that makes all the difference lol

It ain’t oil bro it’s lard

 

[542thruNthru]

It ain’t oil bro it’s lard

Sorry lard... Pig fat. Try duck fat... You'll see.

 

[burrheadd]

I had a friend from Maryland come to my house once for dinner. He was bummed because I bought chicken from Publix rather than frying it. he knows I can cook. When he tasted their chicken, he got over it. Lol.

I’am guessing fried chicken wasn’t what he came over for you could have served chicken nuggets and he’d have been ok

 

[Operational needs]

Everyone know you don't use a cellphone! You get your best calls from a rotary phone!! Grrrr I'm old!

Lol. I don’t have a home phone.

 

[Operational needs]

I’am guessing fried chicken wasn’t what he came over for you could have served chicken nuggets and he’d have been ok

Nah. I’m not his type. He likes Latina women. We were former coworkers and roommates, and still buds.

 

[542thruNthru]

Lol. I don’t have a home phone.

No one does because we tried something new and found out it was better.

 

[burrheadd]

If you were old, you too would realize that it does.

 

[Operational needs]

No one does because we tried something new and found out it was better.

Until you have no electricity and can’t charge that expensive cellphone. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

It ain’t oil bro it’s lard

Also is crisco even still lard? Didn't they change that a long time ago.

 

[542thruNthru]

Until you have no electricity and can’t charge that expensive cellphone. Lol.

That's what battery packs and generators are for. Geez I thought You southerners we're natural-born preppers???!!!

 

[burrheadd]

Also is crisco even still lard? Didn't they change that a long time ago.

Not sure the Mexican market sells lard by the bucket

 

[542thruNthru]

Not sure the Mexican market sells lard by the bucket

Yeah but is it crisco?.... Careful now... You're about to change your story and tell me you're using lard not crisco.

 

[UnionStrong]

Not sure the Mexican market sells lard by the bucket

On the hoof only….

 

[Operational needs]

That's what battery packs and generators are for. Geez I thought You southerners we're natural-born preppers???!!!

Don’t lie. You know you don’t have a generator. Neither do I though, and I should. I have plenty of battery packs.

 

[UnionStrong]

Yeah but is it crisco?.... Careful now... You're about to change your story and tell me you're using lard not crisco.

It’s called “shortening”

 

[542thruNthru]

Don’t lie. You know you don’t have a generator. Neither do I though, and I should. I have plenty of battery packs.

I do have a generator actually. Bought it a few years back when we were having some power problems. Haven't used it since so it's probably not in working condition though lol.